Bordello

I'm usually a strong Indica user but today I decided to get silly and try Bordello! It's spongy and sticky with red and orange hairs. As we brought it home (sealed in a plastic bag within a closed paper bag) the smell of this stuff filled the car! It was like the smell of a fine cup of coffee or a fresh skunk on the side of the road! As soon as we got home, I stuck a half bud into my pipe and lit it up! Nothing. Wait, there's something. The aroma was very piney and kind of fruity! I held it for a good minute and released. I didn't feel funny right away so I hit it again! I did notice a slight headache in the first 3 minutes, but that led to tingling in my arms, legs, and abdominal area. That's the sign of pain relief for me! I have severe neuropathy from diabetes and I cuss like a sailor almost constantly due to the constant shocking, stabbing, and burning of my feet, legs, and hands. I can't concentrate on shit and I get nothing done. But as I write this, high as fuck, taking more hits, I am silent. Each hit of Bordello is making my body tingle and there's no stabbing, burning, or shocking. I can now spend the next 3-5 hours coding away happily, watching some informational murder porn (Law & Order, CSI, etc) or having a meal out with the wife and not have to worry about yelling "FUCK," a lot and being overheard by people who just don't understand. I guess the tingling has passed after five minutes beyond the third hit. My head feels slightly colder than the rest of me, or maybe I'm just more sensitive to the flow of air moving now. Thanks Bordello, Aaron

ALL TIME FAVORITE STRAIN. I am bipolar and I have massive mood swings that can make me spiral into depression and anxiety. this strain is what has helped me the most with stabilizing my mood, and helps me cope. very good for helping you through anxiety attacks and crying spells.

Thumbs enthusiastically up for IIH/PTC pain! I've searched for years to find a strain that makes any notable difference in my "normal" everyday pain level. When I read about BORDELLO, it sounded like porn for chronic pain and I wondered if it could possibly be what it's described to be. Unfortunately, the one dispensary in my area that carries it never has it in stock. As soon as they get it, it sells out. Just made me more curious and determined to try it. Couldn't get it in flower, but did get some wax, and dabbed for the first time. Dabbing, I only took two lightish hits and waited. Taste is light and smooth - a pleasant combination of "new carpet smell" and citrus. Effect hit immediately, but gently. I was pleased, but not blown away. Maybe I'd had my hopes too high? At five minutes, it happened. The relentless, grinding pain of CSF pressure in my head and especially around my eyes just relaxed. This is that always-with-you base pain that is NEVER relieved... but at five minutes, I felt the sensation of it "letting go" behind my eyes. This, for me, is nothing short of a miracle. The pain relief lasted for a couple hours. It didn't come screaming back at the end, but crept back slowly. I was feeling so relaxed, I didn't even notice that Bordello has also zapped my anxiety AND significant dental pain.