Bruce Banner reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bruce Banner.
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i bought a one gram bud which i imediately rolled into a joint and smoked with my freinds very strong at first then it evens out nicely its got an almost sweet taste and very dank smell if your worried about getting caught this would be the wrong shit for you
I’ve never thought about rating a strain before until smoking this stuff and now I’m 20/10 high asf. I didn’t think anything of the name and had never smoked it before. I was even thinking the weed didn’t look that dank...looked like regs/mids. Dank pungent smell though when I ground it up 🌳 ✂️ 🌱 . Got high within seconds of inhaling the beautiful smoke 🔥 🥵 💨 . I’m so baked half an hour ago my car’s air freshener turned into a snapping turtle 🐢🐢🐢🐢
Picked up some of "The Hulk" from Barbary Coast, which has definitely transformed from the last time I had Bruce Banner. Hits hard upfront and sticks around. Very euphoric, but active. Felt properly medicated after 1-2 pulls. Dense, almost crunchy nugs, burns evenly, perfect for your favorite glass piece. Takes the best attributes of all three parents.
So high am I? Why yes, yes I am so high right now. I feel like I am moving in slow motion in the regular paced world right now. my body feels heavy but relaxed. I love the smell of this strain. very woodsy/forest sweet. and the taste is nice, not harsh flower at all. love the sweet smoke on my lips right now. Not sure when the sativa side will kick in for me, but I am loving the relaxed side at this moment.
I am sad to say that Bruce Banner and I just did not get along. I am a lightweight, so I try to take it easy with a new strain, but after two hits of this I was completly, mind numbingly baked. Two grams did last me a long time because I could only consume it in such small doses. I just sat there, feeling completly floaty and spaced out. I could only focus on one thing at a time, and that thing was usually food. my husband said I reminded him of that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the guy's face melts off. It was definitly intense, but not always in the most pleasant way. I felt like I had been Hulk smashed.
One of the best highs I've had out of smoking.
I am a stage 4 renal cancer patient and am using medicinal marijuana to cope with chemo and the disease itself... I am reviewing strains as I come across to help other C patients and those with chronic illness. BB bought in flower form from local dispensary. Consumed using famous reggae artist company’s bubbler. I don’t endorse brands or anything but people seem to want to know how it was consumed. The aforementioned company has kickass Bluetooth speakers and I figured they would have same quality in smoking instruments....
Anyway...
BB smells like old hydro from the 90’s but doesn’t taste like that.... it tastes all ashy.... it does a good one-two on you so be careful...
#1) Three to four pulls of Bruce Banner... “this is strong stuff.... tastes funny...”instantly feel better and elevated to a nice, relaxed place before dinner...
#2) 5 to 6 pulls and BB has suddenly become the Incredible Hulk... Lifted, chatty, happy... all pain, stress, nausea, worries just a fuzzy memory..... but still walking around cooking dinner and starting dishwasher....
Thank you Dr. Banner.
WOW! This review may take a while to write, but I am sure it will be hmmm, can't think of the word. I will maybe come back to it. Wow I am high. I smoke a lot of dab and this one is HOORAY a winner! Seriously it takes a heavy hitter to get me high, and I am lit. I am watching the TV, a totally relaxed, happy and good mood chillin. I could get up and get stuff done, if I wanted or needed to, I am not tired, but relaxed. It just so happens it's that time of day I unwind, but I am not ready to sleep, and this is nice nice nice. I have crohns and the pain, cramping, and nauseousness GONE. This will be my new daytime go to, or afternoon chilling. I don't think I would use this powerhouse and try to sleep though. I have smoked A LOT of strains and this one made me high enough to write a review. I wouldn't give this to a newbie. LOVE IT!