Cannalope Haze reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Cannalope Haze.
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September 1, 2017
I love Indica's and tend to only smoke the indica's but the last time I went into the dispensary they had a bunch of Cannalope Haze shake on sale so I figured I would give it a try! (not knowing it was a sativa). It smoked so smoothy and left me with feeling awesome! I went back to get more assuming it was an indica from the way it affected me! So if you love indica's and want to try a sativa I say Cannalope Haze should do you right!
It's perfect. No, I'm not a newb, I have been smoking since 1987.
Verano Cantaloupe Haze carts in Illinois, are the secret sneaker.
Very few people realize the medical benefits of this anti-ADHD,
Anti-Depressant.
I am here to spread the word.
The weed Nerd, finally got high.
On Cantaloupe Haze.
And I HATE depression.
Cantaloupe, gave me a Gun, from which, I take one bullet.
And I give it a try,
Cantaloupe baby, why you gotta taste so sweet, and be NEO!
I have been searching for a cerebral feeling to wipe away my OCD thoughts and high anxiety. Kinda new to medical marijuana - about 7 months in / this strain is by far the best for me / helps me calm way down, OCD thoughts are almost gone.... If you know of another strain similar to Cannalope Haze, please let me know
Really intense, right away, in a kind of overwhelming way, but then with some music on, the feeling became very focusing and inspiring. I was able to sit and write the first draft of the game story in one pass. It's been a super productive afternoon!
Cannalope? Oh why the Hell not. Twee name, solid bud, relaxing high. Cannalope, 'tho; who thought up this name? Cloud-9; Somulax; Dream Reeper -- these would all be good names for this pot. Cannalope sounds like a cross between a Cantaloupe and an Antelope. Actually, I don't think its possible to cross those two: one's a mammal and one's something people allegedly stick their dicks in. I still don't think it's possible to knock-up a cantaloupe, despite that. Ok, so the name sucks, we all agree with that, so how's the high? Glorious! A couple of hits off a freshie and you are go for at least two hours of smiley-face. You're not going to want any Devin Townsend Project on this ride. Talk Talk's 1991 classic, "Laughing Stock" will be a perfect co-pilot. While you're at it, you're going to want to get MIGHTY comfy because this is some majorly somatic tokage. Dim them lights and take a couple deep ol' hits. Hold . . . hoooold . . . HOOOOOOOLD -- exhale! Aaaaaaaaaand melt. (Oh, shit, NOW I get it: CANNALOPE, because it's CANNABIS! Whoa, that's some pretty heavy shit right there. Damn, now how am I supposed to sneak an antelope back IN to the zoo?!)
This is a great morning/working strain. It started with some muscle relaxation. Then energy. By chance, I was listening to a great playlist while using this, and I quickly noticed how deeply I was feeling the songs. The sad songs were bringing me to tears while the happy songs were making me dance look a fool. I stuck mostly with the happy songs.
The best part, for me, is that, as a person with anxiety, fast strains often trigger my anxiety, but this strain doesn’t. Plus it’s really delicious. It tastes distinctly of muskmelon and some other gentle flavors that I am having trouble identifying. Whatever they are, they are nice and go well with the melon flavor.
A great Sativa with a very interesting flavor profile. Something between pond water and cantaloupe? Very interesting and earthy, it's a flavor that grows on you (in my opinion). As someone that typically avoids sativas because of their tendency to mess with my anxiety, I can surprisingly say I've had no issues with this strain. A nice balance of relaxation and uplifting creativity, a very nice blend. At the end of the day, I'd highly recommend this strain. The only way to really get what I mean is to experience it yourself lol, peace ✌🏻🍀
January 6, 2020
My all time favorite strain. I'm only writing this review because of reviews on other sites suggesting it as a night time smoke or making you sleepy. This is a staple in my garden and will always be. The high is extremely energetic. I will literally, after a few puffs, go outside and work in the yard for 3 hours straight. Then it crosses my mind that, "hey, I'm not high anymore." That's because for me, there's zero comedown. No sleepiness or dragging ass like the majority of strains out nowadays. If you enjoy chocolope, give cannalope haze a try!