Cannalope Haze reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Cannalope Haze.
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Cannalope Haze is an odd one. The smell and taste make this one worthy of notice in itself. The effects are kind of loopy and unfocused, no doubt from the haze side.
The batch I'm reviewing is decent. The nugs are very small, almost popcorn sized. The color is light green mottled with slightly darker green with red/orange hairs throughout. The smell is very sweet, with floral and fruit undertones. To me it smells more like faded strawberry than melon. Vaping it, produced a medium vapor, with the smell carrying on, for the most part, to the taste. The effects begin after about five minutes and hit with a unfocused, loopy effect. Mostly cerebral, not a lot of body effects, except for a general feeling of relaxation. Didn't make me sleepy or unusually hungry. Effects are similar to Amnesia Haze. Not my favorite, but not unpleasant under the right circumstances. I think this would be good for relaxing in the evening and watching a funny movie. It makes you forget your cares, and everything else too.
I tried this strain through Huxton brands, hoping to find a good daytime strain and every time I smoke it I get a racy feeling and slight heart beat elevation followed an hour later by a very heavy sleep. One of the strongest tranquilizer strains I've ever tried. I liked the stony feeling of it and the bright green, christmas tree appearance of the buds.
I smoked this with a buddy of mine and it was his first time smoking weed. I got some of the Cannalope Haze from another friend who I have smoked with a few times prior. I like to know what I smoke beforehand so that I can associate any interesting feelings I get during the high with the strain. I didn't know what Cannalope was before trying it but realized that I underestimated its potency.
While smoking the joint (around half a gram), I got halfway through when my body told me it had enough. So I gave the remaining joint to my friend, who finished it. As we walked back across a field, I got halfway and forgot who I was or what in the world was happening. My body felt very "heavy" and so I tried jumping up and down to try and focus but to no avail. My friend didn't feel anything, but I was so paranoid that I needed him to help me get across the road back to my place.
Afterwards, I went to my other friend (the one who gave me the Cannalope) because I needed to talk to him about the experience (the friend I smoked with went back to his place safely and took a nap). I lay down on his bed and my body felt like Jello. I was making conversation with him while he watched Game of Thrones, but couldn't actually make sense of what I was saying (just some gibberish).
Shortly after this, I went back to my room to chill out and watch some Netflix. This was an interesting experience and the most intense high I've experienced so far.
I’ve tried a fair number of great sativas; Cannalope blows them all out of the water.
Opening the package, I was hit with the sweet scent of melon; it invaded my senses and immediately lifted my mood.
The vaping experience is smoooooth. I thought my pen had stopped working the first time I used Cannalope because I didn’t feel any vapors in my mouth. Then my lungs were on fire and I coughed for a solid minute. I have never—in all of my years smoking—not felt the smoke hitting my throat. Amazing.
The high is energetic. It does not make my anxiety worse, which is a total bonus. It does give me cotton mouth, though.
My new favorite strain.
i vaped a little of this strain while anxious and it definitely did not help the anxiety or give me energy. i got tired and kinda disoriented and more anxious. i'll try this strain non medically soon and see if i enjoy the high without using it to relieve anxiety during the day. it did at least give me a different anxiety then i went in before i vaped.
DAYTIME STRAIN FO SHO! The effects of Cannalope Haze during the day are an energetic, focused, and happy cerebral high. Great strain to use when the sun is shining. At night, CH produces many of the same qualities, but there seems to be more lethargy and a sense of dizziness. Not a great strain for masking pain.
All in all, I highly recommend CH. It's not a long lasting high, but it is most certainly a walk through Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Make sure you have Oreo's and milk on hand. You will thank me later.
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January 24, 2016
Awesome High. Not extremly clear but not AS foggy as normal Haze
October 25, 2016
super nice, a very smooth, fluid high, very warm, not anxiety inducing at all.