Captain's Cake reviews

If you see Captain's Cake...TRY IT! This unique strain is both beautiful and powerful. A 70/30 indica lean, this strain's sativa shines when smoked in low doses. When smoked in higher doses, this will provide for a cerebral body high (if that makes sense). Last night I cheefed a 1g joint of cake after dinner and felt like it was laced with coke or some crazy sh*t. I was manic almost as if I had taken stimulants. I have NEVER experienced this type of high with captains cake and cake is consistently relaxation but, goes to show, over consumption of THC in general will make you hella crazy. Doesn't matter what strain it is. If you smoke too much, you'll be high....too much? ha, you know. Basically, it's great. Smoke a lot of it and it may not be. I guess it depends on the high you're looking for. Did I mention it's beautiful?! It's BEAUTIFUL!

Capatain's Cake is a heavyweight strain for heavyweights. You can smell it's OG parents on her; faint earthy pine with woody undertones. On the exhale you can really taste the GSC; reminiscent of one of those old school Christmas cookies. I almost forgot the best part: the high. It's a buzz that crushes anxiety under its heavy handed euphoria. This bud is potent enough that you only need to smoke a few hits and tasty enough that you'll want to smoke the whole bag. Two Thumbs Way Up!

I medicate daily, about two hours before I go to sleep. My goal is to dissociate from my workday; I want the stress, anxiety, and hypervigilance to stop, otherwise I am destined to a night of repeating nightmares. Most frequently these nightmares involve some sort of futile attempt to finish a task. I try, I fail. I try again, I fail again. All night long. For me, success in medicating is determined by how well I break this cycle. I always use a Storz & Bickel Mighty to vape bud at 200 degrees C. I put about half of a cartridge in, which is good for about 8-10 small hits. I track the high using the Releaf app, about 5-6 sessions per strain. Captain’s Cake gets the job done: stress, anxiety, and depression drop within 10 minutes of my first hit. By the time I am done vaping, I feel enveloped by a supersoft, warm feeling like I’m wearing my favorite hoodie and sweats. In one particularly effective session I felt like the hoodie was soaked in warm butter, if that makes any sense: a lovely virtual embrace. My Releaf notes remind me that I feel focused, chill, and happy. Within 30 minutes I get the munchies, which are hard to resist but if I have a small dinner and focus on light foods I can avoid overeating. This strain gets me to the isolated, secure place I am after. The effects last about 2 hours, and the comedown is mild and pleasant. While high I have no interest whatsoever in conversation (I spend all day in constant communication). I’d rather focus on TV or music and get entirely adsorbed by it. The wider world goes quiet, I drift off to sleep, and sleep soundly. Even 6 hours of sleep is enough for me to wake feeling relaxed, rested, and ready to dive into another hectic day. I haven’t slept this well in 20 years or more. I give this strain 4 stars because it lacks the one additional effect that would make it perfect. I am always calm and chill, but never reach any lightness of mood. Not even a chuckle most of the time. But I could live in the Captain’s state of mind 24/7 and never complain.

IM IN LOVE! this is for when you actually just wanna be STONED!

Thank you!! Finally something that works, I feel like I can't actually get that silly Stoney feeling with many strains since I have been medicating , I think my tolerance has skyrocket but just smoked some CC and yay a much needed midday couch lick has set in.

Fine freaking pastry right there. Fit for a kin...captain. Love this for getting really high. Not great for competitive scissors competitions, but really effective for a staring off into space with a smile competition. I m gonna go try to watch some crazy crap on YouTube and pass out. It will be fun no matter what. Thank you Capt.

Wow. This will take even the most seasoned smoker and put them to sleep. Dopest dope I've ever smoked

GREAT strain for the heavyweights. if your looking for a potent and beautiful strain look no further. captains cake just sounds like something you wanna smoke. then you smoke it and realize it's the SH*T. just smoked 3 bowla out of a beaker bottom bong and I'm ready to go. clear head high and while testing at 30% thc this did not have that harsh smoke. very smooth and very flavorful. nice buds covered in crystals with some purple hidden in there more eveident after grinding it up. sprinkle some kief on top for a little extra taste :)! big thumbs up