Cheese reviews
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I Started smoking at 2:02, packed a decent bowl on my pipe and cleared it like a boss. My bro bitchin like usual bout how it danked.Told him f himself and i lighted another decent looking bowl.(yes he was still bitchin)By around 2:09 i started to feel the effects a lil bit of a creeper. By around 2:15 I was preety much BAKED. 2:22 was kinda jokes and i was really BAKED. This bud made me giggle frequently and kept me very focused on writing this review. I blaze at my basement at overnights cauze i gotta do it when every 1 is sleeping if u kno wut I mean. I highly recommed watching a movie or some documentary, watching youtube is a plus, noo doubt. By about 2:25 I decided I was gnna spend my night doing raps. By around 2:29 I decided to just watch a moive. I had great ideas, indeed. I felt my eyes getting red and stony, felt giggly and kinda tingly, felt my body really light and easy to move on. Listened to stoners anthem felt so proud of smoking pot that i looked for some sort of marijuana party but got too lazy to keep on searching and just layed on my couch chilling listening to DOPE music. Just checked the time its 2:33. 2:46 i felt i wasnt high too much. I couchlocked. I lost track of time after dat but I think i left to sleep eventually at 3:20. I think i did like .1 but deff not more than .2 and i had blazed b4; quite strong. My eyes got really tired. Overall I think it is not a great bud because it has a relative short high and trust me it is the same as in doing higher amounts the high just gets more intense and does not last longer. The high length is approx: 45-65 minutes with a heavy comedown. Very creative and lazy buzz, could tell it was an indica heavy on the eyes with a touch of sativa, had the munchies but not too much. Good end of the day end of the day buzz. To achieve a long lasting high medicate every 30-45 minutes. One love from OAKVILLE, CANADA!! STAY BLAZED Y'ALL!
Edgar Allan Potent.
I really liked this stain. I bought a 1/2 oz that was mixed with purple cheese and ended up smoking the two stains together. I felt very at one with nature. it was a good smoke for meditation and afterwards felt very peaceful.
Very good couch lock, relaxes all the pain in the muscles and joints. Night time strain. I feel very relaxed with no pain. I think I need to get more!
1/1/15 - 1/4/15
Cheese - Concentrate - Shatter (Trim Run)
This Cheese shatter has a nice flavor. Sweet, semi-piney and earthy. Fairly smooth on the lungs. Sweet and slightly skunky scent, not to strong of a smell. Good potency, definitely does the trick. It did not make me unusually hungry which is a huge positive in my book. However, I will not eat most days until I've had some THC in my system. This strain did put me down pretty good. I personally would rather not dab this in the mornings. You'll want to have your water handy, the cotton mouth is strong in this one. Could be far worse but still strong enough.
Here are my personal ratings for this experience.
Potency = 7.5
Funk = 6.0
Hunger = 3.0
Sleepiness = 5.0
Dry Mouth = 6.5
Harshness = 4.5
Flavor = 5.5
Overall = 7.0
December 28, 2014
Pungent taste with sour diesel bite towards the tip
great high, aroma is potent and appealing
all in all solid strain
I think I've smoked cheese in the past before (when I didn't know what I was given) since it's so common. When I first bought my first bag of weed, I bought it through a friend so I didn't know what strain I was buying, but I'm 90% sure it was cheese.
From my first experience with it (first time ever smoking a whole spliff [weed+tobacco] to myself):
I sat down and smoked a joint to myself in the garden, and I couldn't exactly feel the high when I was sat down, when I stood up to go back inside my house, I felt the intense rush of the strain go through me. It was like I was walking on clouds - an amazing feeling.
I then went upstairs and wrote lyrics for 4 songs I wrote on the guitar, and without a doubt they were the best lyrics I've ever written. I then went onto do write a college assignment I needed to do and I was enjoying doing it a lot; this weed obviously gives oneself a work ethic.
2 days ago, I was at Godiva Festival in my home city and as I was going into the band area, I saw my friends walking out. One of them asked if I smoked weed, and after saying yes, he gave me a joint [weed by itself] he had left over - he told me it was cheese.
After having a pint of Cider and a 7UP, I found the right time to smoke it when the band, Pulled Apart By Horses, came on stage at 7. This joint itself had a really nice flavor to it and it wasn't harsh on the lungs AT ALL. I couldn't feel anything, and I was holding every drag for a good 10 seconds; I didn't even get the afterburn feeling! I smoked just over 1/2 of the joint but starting sharing it with 2 other guys from then because I got the strong feeling of the high and I wanted to level myself out. This shit was intense - not like the last spliff I had smoked. Also, the band sounded WAY BETTER high as fuck.
The joint gave me a crazy euphoric feeling: My vision had went into a weird acid-like phase (edgy-texture and seeing doubles of people/objects), everything went extremely brighter, and my legs felt like jelly; I had to sit down. When I sat down, I could barely sit up straight, so I ended up standing again, and then sitting again, then eventually standing up again. I had the jelly feeling in my legs for an hour, but once I could stand clearly again (without feeling like an extremely drunk man) I then went for a walk.
I felt a bit anxious walking around feeling like everyone I saw knew I was high as fuck, but luckily at this point my high had calmed down a lot - it was still very bright though. I eventually bumped into my Dad and other members of my family. My Dad said to me, "You look like a zombie - it must be the heat". I nodded and barely responded when I was talking to him and was avoiding eye contact a lot. We eventually headed back to the bar and I got another pint of cider, and that certainly helped calm the high unusually.
As I walking home when The Wombats were playing, I could see that everyone was staring at me, and I could hear them all talk about "how intense I looked"; this is possibly my imagination and paranoia however. 7 chavs also shouted me and asked me if I was gay, I stared at them and mumbled inaudible nonsense because I could barely speak, then walked off. As I was walking off they shouted "Yes! He is!". I ignored them.
The high honestly lasted a long long time. I was still high when I went to sleep at 11:30 (not to mention it was a beautiful sleep). I had only just had my dinner and 2nd meal of the day at 10:30.
I Googled some of these symptoms the day after and it turned out that a lot of these symptoms reflected on low blood pressure - which I most likely had due to only having a cheese roll hours earlier before getting high: lack of food = lack of energy.
I saw my friend who gave me the joint the next day and asked him about why it was so strong. He said "it's the way I roll it".
Maybe it was strong shit the second time, maybe I had no energy, maybe my tolerance has lowered significantly, maybe it wasn't even cheese and he lied to me, or maybe I'm just a pussy who couldn't handle good weed in the first place.
[Note: before this the last time I smoked weed was about a month or 2 ago - I can't honestly remember].
This is probably the longest review ever. It's more of a story-teller on my experiences with this. I couldn't exactly reflect the significance and accuracy this weed gives to everyone, since we all respond differently - this is my response to it though.
TLDR:
Good shit, strong high, not harsh on the throat; don't smoke it in large crowds or else you'll get paranoia like I did.
4.5/5
cheese gives a heavy-ish lazy body high, which I'm not really a fan of, not to say that it is bad, it's just not as enjoyable as many other head-high type strains out there . When I smoked cheese, I became rather dumb, if just sorta sit around not moving and I would become a lot less social. This is the type of strain one would want when planing on laying around by themselves, watching a movie, or going to bed. This sint a social stain what so ever. i just just now smoked a shitton of cheese. everything feel extremely slowed down. I'm tripping balls in a very wierd but good way, my body feel strange