Chocolope reviews

4.5 stars. A great strain that is uplighting, creative and good to do things to like house chores! 😄 I'm usually not a fan of heavy sativas b/c of the anxiety however Chocolope was *perfect*! It also brought laughs to my Sister who had cancer...so you know it's gotta be a good one. :)

Yum, very nice strain with my coffee. Woke up feeling like I'd been hit with train. I made coffee and smoked a little of this and wow do I feel much better. This strain has a wonderful chocolate, woody taste. It has a nice light cerebral high and light body effects just enough to iron out the uckys. Very good for early morning. I didn't have any anxiety with this strain. Not buzzy or racy. Definitely keeping this strain around.

I’ve only had it via Bloom Farms Pax Pod. It has single handily improved my work life. One hit before getting into the office and I’m chipper, focused, productive and happy to make small talk. Kind of a waste any other time since it’s so subtle. All around a very high quality strain for those who can’t be total stoners.

I normally can't do sativas at all, as I have a weak heart and they tend to make me anxious. This strain is completely different. It's my favorite daytime strain, or for any time I'm in a funk with fatigue or depression. It just resets my mind. It helps me think more clearly, helps my executive functioning, allows me to make better mental connections and work through bad moods rationally. It also helps a lot with not only creativity and imagination, but it intensifies my perception and appreciation of all the arts...music, art, words etc) in a way that's really magical. I heard jazz in a whole new way with this... all while COMPLETELY mentally coherent and getting work done, doing business on the phone etc. It is the one sativa strain I've ever had that just makes me happy, not anxious or racey. I have ADHD and it is very helpful as a "work" strain to keep me focused and productive. A large amount makes me more leaning toward poetic/imaginative but less linear-thinking; too much can make me feel choppy and forgetful. Dosage is everything in how it work. The taste is also pleasant and mild. As some others here noted, it definitely continues its euphoric and uplifting effects for hours afterward for me... sort of a depression "reset." Also it's a bit aphrodisiac too and generally just makes me feel more socially connected and in my body.

Picked up Chocolope in DC, Capital City in August. When preparing to vape it, in 1/8th there was over 30 seeds in it! I never had to go through my flower so much before grinding it. I’m guessing that there was male seeds that spread. Anyway, after loading my Vape, I think the smell before smoked is better. Once I pulled I realize that there is no coffee flavor that I was looking for. It is a creamy taste, but almost like wet hay. Now that the vape is done, I the effects to me is just being focused. So much that I had to write this review! Im not feeling any relief for anxiety, stress or pain. The vape cloud smells better than the actual flower. I’m so disappointed 😔... had to be only because the seeds. Hope to try a better batch from NJ dispensary soon.

Ppl that be gettin high off this mostly cbd dominant hybrid are the one when your in the circle that take one baby hit then straight pass that shit not even known niggaz Spoused to take two fuckin big fukin hits

One of my least favorite strains I have had in a long time, the smell is chocolatey when smelled but I feel like that translates to a very mediocre taste and the high isn't anything special either...avoid this strain, it's all hype.

Loved this one. Didnt even have the bag in my hands for 30 seconds and I could smell notes of coffee all over my car. A good strain to smoke in the morning/ during the day to keep my motivation up and joint pain low. Pairs excellent w hazelnut coffee and maple scone for the perfect wake and bake. 10/10