Chocolope reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Chocolope.
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I'm liking this medicine. I'm more active than I've been in years. My pain has turned into a warming, relaxing sensation. That seems to carry me happily through what previously would have been at best with morphine a time of tolerated yet limiting and quickly increasing discomfort. This is some amazingly effective medicine.
A potent sativa reminiscent of the dank thai strains found along backpacking trails in the 80's and 90's. With a bit of a tropical kick from a cannalope haze father. Dark chocolate and coffee notes of the thai play well with the exotic fruit profile of the haze. The heavy handed euphoria of this delicious strain will crush stress and anxiety and leave you with a profound sense of well-being. Highly recommend for those treating mood disorders or anyone looking for a tasty, uplifting strain to start the day.
First impressions on an oz coming in at just over 17% THC:
1. Strange flavor profile. Veteran smokers will appreciate the taste.
2. Hits fast!
3. Rivals Durban Poison in its energy boosting benefits.
4. Clear headed.
5. It’s like seeing the world in HD.
6. Take it slow, newbies.
7. Try it if you find it!
December 13, 2015
Wow, what a fantastic strain . the flavor profile is so unique. very mellow, very smooth. and the high is absolutely uplifting and energetic. I found myself cleaning my room, doing a great workout , and just getting shit done. definitely felt very motivated to do stuff . also felt very focused , good cerebral buzz. also left my body feeling really at ease and comfortable. I love sativas for this effect. I hate the couch lock strains . indicas I've found make me feel really lethargic and lazy. overall great strain. I don't smoke any longer , I only vape CO2 extracted oils. this one is by far my new favorite one to have on deck. I really recommend the Jetty Pure extracts. they come in really cool discreet pre-filled cartridges. their is no smell, very discreet, can be taken with you anywhere you go. and if someone asks you just tell them it's an E-Cig. really awesome medicated buzz. I highly recommend them, I haven't smoked or burned flower ever since getting these vape oils. it's a great alternative to sick patients who don't like edibles, def give them a try , they have tons on strains available . Chocolope , girl scout cookies, and shipwreck are some really stand out flavors.
Wow.. Much needed! Seriously a lifesaver for me! When my world fell out from under me, and I had to be stronger then before, Chocolope helped me stay positive!
This is now my MOST FAVORITE sativa! Thank you DNA Genetics!
Chocolope was a wise suggestion by a staff member on a strain I would not have tried on my own. I used very little in vaporizer and was instantly energetic and had to move. The effects are strong, immediate and more cerebral than a body effect. Excellent choice when I needed to get 3 different dinners cooked at once. Proved to be well rounded effect and the downside is.....munchies so bad, I had to eat all 3 full dinners. Taste of old wood and spice, slightly sweet, with a hint of chocolate on exhalation. Delightful new experience.
Can someone please make this into perfume!?
Best smelling strain hands down. Rolling a joint with this strain is soooooo enjoyable. It actually smells strongly of chocolate, and tastes like it in the Vape!
For any of you lucky ladies experiencing the effects of the dreaded PMS monster, go get this strain right now. Takes care of that chocolate craving, makes you nice and happy, gets rid of cramps, and fights off the severe effects of PMDD (like depression).
If you ever have the chance to try this strain, do it!
I'd give this strain ten stars if possible. Absolutely amazing!!! Great for depression and anxiety. Great daytime strain and highly recommended for asthma patients as long as it's not smoked.