Granimals reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granimals.
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fucking amazing had me feeling tingly and i know i’m finna get some good sleep (also i took a edible before this and 🥹 y’all pray fa me if you see this
Anyone who gave this a bad rating did not smoke true granimals. This stuff I got was from clones and grown locally by family here in NV. it's legal here. I'm assuming the people who wrote bad reviews got something from a plug, trying to hype up garbage weed. Granimals, helps pain, relaxes you. Of course nothing is as good as white rhino to me. But hard to source. But, this comes in a close Too 5. Anyways folks that smoked what your plug calls exotics gave you garbage or something half decent. Not granimals . Some weed will still make you anxious, take a teaspoon of black pepper and a glass of water, in 20 minutes the anxiety will be gone. Due to the terpene in black pepper. It's been scientifically documented to rid you of anxiety.
Granimals (marked Garanimals) has been a straightforward relaxing strain. This is based on a product that tested with the following cannabinoid profile:
THC∆9: 0.14%
THCA: 26.23%
CBDA: 0.08%
CBG: 0.17%
CBGA: 1.26%
TOTAL: 27.87%
With this level of potency, the relaxing effects come on strong and fast. It whisks away petty concerns into a sea of relaxation, the depths of which may complicate productive thought. It still causes appetite increase, so easy snacks may be the go to. The body reaction seems less obvious, but that may be because the mental effects keeps such physical concerns at bay as well.
For terpenes, this product tested:
Caryophyllene: 0.345%
Limonene: 0.235%
Linalool: 0.172%
Myrcene: 0.093%
Humulene: 0.091%
a-Bisabolol: 0.058%
Guaiol: 0.054%
B-Pinene: 0.038%
a-Pinene: 0.024%
Camphene: 0.007%
As opposed to the information on this site, it seems my product had Caryophyllene as the dominant terpene, followed by Limonene and Linalool. This led to a flavor that was deep, spicy, and slightly leafy. Overall, it reminded of a freshly ground black pepper. The fruity notes had a hard time coming out next to it.
Quite an impressive strain if you like these flavors and effects. It is a high-quality example of what most have come to expect from a top shelf strain, it will knock you off your feet after a taste that is clearly cannabis, if a bit spicier than the standard.
Smoked Ocean Cannabis Co's Live Resin Garanimals 1G cartridge. It's incredible. Feels like a fairy just draped the world's softest blanket around you then kissed your head to enchant you with peace and happiness. All your stress and sadness just melts off with this. I can concentrate and focus. This is easily a new favorite. If you can get your hands on this, do it!
Amazing! I love the peppery smell and its color and for once my heart isn’t pounding out of my chest becuz I’m anxious. Solid 10/10
These nugs are especially dense, very sticky and smell powerful: zesty, floral and sweet. The jar appeal is mixed because the density makes an 1/8th look quite small but the nugs themselves are gorgeous. Pastel green with flecks of purple and dark green all absolutely encased in tricomes.
The taste is piney and earthy with a lemon zest aftertaste and sticky smoke that clings to the lungs like heavy indica does.
The high started fast and built to an unexpected hybrid one-two punch of massive head and body effects. Wow, nice and stoned now. The initial head blast turns down after 10-15 minutes and waves of satisfying relaxation glue me to the couch and I ain’t going anywhere. Excellent pain relief. Really chill with the anxiety, no racey sativaesque nonsense going on. A+
I have a pretty high tolerance; half a blunt of this strain has put me in a very good mood, smiling and giggly. Perfect way to start my morning. No tension or anxiety. I stopped to write this review so hopefully I don’t end up going overboard when I spark back up. I feel pretty good I should honestly pack it up and stop before going in the gym but I probably won’t ... welcome to AA.
Shit had me shmacked