Gelato reviews

(Please read in the voice of Otto from The Simpsons ) “ I love Gelat-oooo, cuz’ it makes me Blott-oooo ! “

Um wow. Ge👏 la👏 to👏 That’s all I have to say

This strain is impactful. This strain could be comparable to finishing a meditation, a relaxed feeling, refreshed and empty, but in a good way, and leaves you with a smile on your face. Just like a meditation, you might get sleepy, but you are still fully functional, even though you might not want to be.

I got a cartridge of Gelato from Brass Knuckles (real one, not a fake) and it is one of the best strains I've found for relaxing after work with only a short time before bed. It is a seriously heavy hitter. It's way more towards the indica side for me. I wouldn't want to use it before work or anything important, but it's great for some videogames and movies. I tend to get anxious from several strains, this one has no anxiety to speak of for me.

My first attempt at smoking. Killed a whole joint and felt like I hadn’t even smoked. And then I felt like I smoked just a little. And then I couldn’t move and wanted to sleep. And then I started smoking my hookah and my trees became so colorful. And the sun was creating angelic figures with its light. And then I felt like the most creative poet. And then I felt like I was made of metal and the earth’s core was trying to pull me down into the center of the earth. Then I was really thirsty. Then I ate a chocolate cake from Nothing Bundt Cake. It tasted like chocolate dipped in chocolate with chocolate inside and then cooked in chocolate sauce. Then I wanted my bed. I watched Ted Bundy Movie and fell asleep then woke up and watched Game of Thrones. Will love to try it again but will only take two puffs and pass instead of inhaling the whole joint with 5 deep hits. Holy crap.

smoking Gelato 43 currently.. first look and smell i cant say was impressive. was very dark green and purple almost black color.. ive seen this strain look very different depending on grower. that earthy smell always makes me think of old school regular. smoking now and its giving cottonmouth... eyelids feel that inital heavy feeling. my nerve pain has diminished a bit already. the taste is very natural and pleasant[no chem taste]. i can feel a good mix of body and head high. not too overwhelming but definitely not weak. leaves a good after taste on the tongue. good strain for after work to relax but not get crippled

Select cartridge review. Selects always have the worst flavor and the hardest effects and this did not disappoint. This may be the only strain I'll ever try where the terrible flavor outweighs the actual effects of the strain. My review is COMPLETELY and totally based on the taste. The effects were as any other review on here would indicate. Very solid 7-8 effects (I'm a daily vaper) and it will put you to sleep if you let it. The taste was some awful mish-mash of salty soy sauce and chocolate with earth. Just having that flavor linger in my mouth was enough to make me gag. I can appreciate why the strain gets high remarks for everything else though. After vaping, I was stuck on the couch and nearly wanted to pass out. I'm going to definitely give this another go before I walk away from it as the high was unique, but the flavor profile was just so damn bad, I can't imagine picking it up as a preferred strain unless I just REALLY wanted to get wrecked ASAP.

Makes me horny asf and taste is great