Gelonade reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gelonade.
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Great strain for energy yet with a mellow after effect. The terps on this one are off the chart. Taste like a having a lemon gelato in Venice beach !
Really delightful high. The lemon flavor is very pronounced and is refreshing - perfect for summer! 🍋 feeling giddy, energized and sociable
My FIBROMYALGIA ladies (and gents and nonbinary friends!) - I’m free of my muscle pain!!! (Joints are a bit more tense and swollen - I can’t tell if they’re aggravated by this strain, or if the muscle relief is so exponential that I’m now more aware of the pain in my joints!)
Bliss.
best weed of my life
this strain from rythm has a great taste. the high was 7/10 and happy, relaxed, talkative. can't go wrong with this strain for social outings. at high doses it is potent and may cause a small amount of Paranoia. not 5 stars because it doesn't stone you out, rather it makes you want to really go about your day. different type of high but an experience worth making.
Bought a zip from my boy here in Cali. Yeah bro, I’m just WOW’d. The first time I tried it I smoked a whole joint by myself and went into the gym and it was blast off. Felt like when you see them go into light speed and all the light is flashing past reflecting off their helmet as you keep blasting off deeper and deeper into space.
The most interesting thing about it for me is how relaxed it made me. And I was expecting it to be a more head high, like a lot of the sativa/hybrids Ive tried or something… And that’s not saying anything against it, I think that was one of the things that I loved most about it because as much as I love sativa hybrids most of the time I do need a reminder for my body to just relax and obviously that’s what Indica’s do for you. I feel it first in my shoulders …the tension leaves. Never had a sativa hybrid do that for me so it was greatly appreciated.
But when it was time to get focused and take action on anything, it was an immediate response. Like I didn’t even have to work up to it. It was just like let’s go and that’s where a lot of the fun happens for me because the creativity starts come to you and you get into the flow. Helps you get shit done.
The taste is one of the things that I’ve been trying to really gather my thoughts around because it is obviously a citrusy lemony flavor, but it also has this herbal mint rosemary, sage thing that I can’t quite put my finger on… And there’s some sweetness to it as well.
The nose too…it’s not as pronounced but I get some lemony, herbal/earthy sweetness. Buds are pretty dense for outdoor. Really resiny. Love the pink hue that it has.
I’ve only smoked it twice and both times I was BLOWN lol. it can definitely be a one hitter …second time I tried it I only took two good drags and I was good… for a while. But this is something I can smoke throughout the whole day at anytime and be relaxed and focused or just relaxed and relaxed lol
All in all I really like this strain. I feel like it’s an anytime of the day kind of strain for me personally. Great to release tension or pain in your body while supporting that productive work/creative flow.
Everything is hilarious. Maybe my all time favorite strain! Tasty and delicious. Terpinolene is my giggle terp and Gelonade brings it!
Let me tell you something when I say this I 100 percent mean it this gelonade hitting harder then some more runts
November 24, 2021
Gelonade was the first strain I tried from connected Cannabis and overall I was impressed. The 👃 on her was definitely more on the lemon 🍋 tree side of the fam until it hit the grind then the skunky gelato came out nicely…the taste, to my liking, stayed on the gelato side of the fam ..exotic layered flavours thru out this girl with a Fantastic euphoric head high as well as some relaxation through the body ..bag appeal pretty on point and I found the more I 💨 the more I grew to like it so overall If a 5 is a banger banger then this is like a four 4 -41/2 this is an above average top shelf flower but not the best shit I’ve ever smoked…stay budded