Gelonade reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gelonade.
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Bought a zip from my boy here in Cali. Yeah bro, I’m just WOW’d. The first time I tried it I smoked a whole joint by myself and went into the gym and it was blast off. Felt like when you see them go into light speed and all the light is flashing past reflecting off their helmet as you keep blasting off deeper and deeper into space.
The most interesting thing about it for me is how relaxed it made me. And I was expecting it to be a more head high, like a lot of the sativa/hybrids Ive tried or something… And that’s not saying anything against it, I think that was one of the things that I loved most about it because as much as I love sativa hybrids most of the time I do need a reminder for my body to just relax and obviously that’s what Indica’s do for you. I feel it first in my shoulders …the tension leaves. Never had a sativa hybrid do that for me so it was greatly appreciated.
But when it was time to get focused and take action on anything, it was an immediate response. Like I didn’t even have to work up to it. It was just like let’s go and that’s where a lot of the fun happens for me because the creativity starts come to you and you get into the flow. Helps you get shit done.
The taste is one of the things that I’ve been trying to really gather my thoughts around because it is obviously a citrusy lemony flavor, but it also has this herbal mint rosemary, sage thing that I can’t quite put my finger on… And there’s some sweetness to it as well.
The nose too…it’s not as pronounced but I get some lemony, herbal/earthy sweetness. Buds are pretty dense for outdoor. Really resiny. Love the pink hue that it has.
I’ve only smoked it twice and both times I was BLOWN lol. it can definitely be a one hitter …second time I tried it I only took two good drags and I was good… for a while. But this is something I can smoke throughout the whole day at anytime and be relaxed and focused or just relaxed and relaxed lol
All in all I really like this strain. I feel like it’s an anytime of the day kind of strain for me personally. Great to release tension or pain in your body while supporting that productive work/creative flow.
Really delightful high. The lemon flavor is very pronounced and is refreshing - perfect for summer! 🍋 feeling giddy, energized and sociable
My FIBROMYALGIA ladies (and gents and nonbinary friends!) - I’m free of my muscle pain!!! (Joints are a bit more tense and swollen - I can’t tell if they’re aggravated by this strain, or if the muscle relief is so exponential that I’m now more aware of the pain in my joints!)
Bliss.
love it
This strain gives me a great feel, especially at night. Takes a few hits and you’ll go a long way into a twilight garden.
One word… Headache
Lemony to the max. The after taste is so sharp with lemon flavor. I love it. I’ve never tried a strain so lemony. It’s got great heady-energizing effects. Highly recommend.
Quality smoke. No doubt some top shelf. Phenomenal flavors off this strain consisting of a sweet lemony tang. Very relaxed and enjoyable high off of the Gelonade.
This is a great strain for a person just beginning to smoke as well as someone that has been using THC for a long time. I would recommend this strain to everyone and their mother.