Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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Beautiful!!!
This strain freaked me the fuck out and got me to the point of severe physical and mental discomort almost every time, just using regular dispensary bud. Maybe because I've just started smoking the strong sativas, but nothing has been as unpleasant as this one. It caused me to get trapped in some very scary places in my head and it was just strange, almost like a bad psychedelic trip. It did, however, have a few moments where it completely cleared every thought out of my head and relaxed me.
This strain was very uplifting. Me and my buddies were dabbing some golden shatter. We got fried and just had an amazing time.
July 30, 2016
This was a really heady hit i wasn't expecting. smiling for sure just took a dab with my nectar collector. Heart is beating a little faster, and unsealed files is making me paranoid. Overall not bad though. :)
This is one of the strongest strains I have ever come across. 2 one hitters and in 15 minutes I was a manatee. I am normally an indica guy and perhaps it is just my own lack of real sativa experience but this one blew the top of my head OFF. One curious thing with this strain is that it makes you want to be in warm water (huh?). My friend managed to spend almost an entire night in his hot tub; I stayed in the shower for...a long time and numerous others here have mentioned showers etc.
tl;dr - STRONG sativa that makes you want to soak.
Very full bodied nuggets, lightweight, and fluffy, therefore lasting much longer if you are medicating with glass, uppity hybrid feeling for the person who wants to smoke all the time. Perfect for rolling with and puffing throughout the day because it's not as dense or sticky as other strains.
Definitely not a favorite but still noteworthy.
August 3, 2013
Not bad but No were near what I expected after reading a lot of the other reviews.Too bad cause I won't buy it again.
I tried this for the first time recently. It was okay, but not my favorite of the sativas I tried in Denver. I made me paranoid, but I don't know how much of that paranoia was the strain or how much of it was me. In the future, I will probably only buy this strain if there's no other sativa left in the dispensary. If I had only tried this one I might have liked it but I tried several others and this one was the weakest. Didn't give me the creative energy (I have a creative job and needed this boost) or euphoria some of the others gave me.