Golden Goat reviews

Similar to Grape Ape but better. Great mix of body & mind euphoria. This is a fantastic bud to smoke then go for a hike. Sounds and colors are enhanced and is not couch-lockish at all. Citrus taste and hits the lungs quite hard with a smooth exhale. Body high lasts up to 1.5-2 hrs. Love it!! Baaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa

Golden Goat is so perfect in so many ways. From the moment I saw the stunning nuggets, covered in a yellow-orange sunshiny haze of trichomes, I felt it. An exuberant feeling of being in a meadow on a warm spring day with nothing to do but play about and explore, smile and laugh and have fun without having done anything at all, except float along on the sunny breeze... Damn this shit is gooooood! Seriously, and the smell is crazy. Fresh ground has the same sunny fields only now, you can smell and feel the sweet, piny fruity that grew in this sun. Pineapples and pine tree, mango, tart citrus like lemon/lime, it’s all there. And the high is all this distilled into you... It is like you are so chilled out, all is well, things are fun to do, nothing is annoying, life is beautiful. Golden Goat is the nugget for a one stop dose, eases pain, anxiety, depression. Brings on ridiculous activity (you decide what is productive), general giddiness and a sense of relaxed joy. Use at your own discretion, just use it!*** ***please note this can be an intense Sativa, but if you think you don’t like Sativas, try this when you can just do you. It’s gentle enough that it could be a real good strain to try, just make sure you are in control of your surroundings and the stimuli around you. If you find it, pick it up. In SW Ohio, look for Ancient Age brand. Absolutely Smashing!

SATIVA heavy with calming core euphoria, talkative, happy, laughing mood. Great before dinner with fam or friends.

Tried an eighth, fell deeply, madly in love and I have become a stalker of this 'not for amateurs' strain... Mine came in small, 'peanut' sized, light green nuggets strongly resembling hash-hish... Do not waste this precious substance in a joint... Need a bubbler... My God! it comes in wax and shatter too! Did I die and forget?

Taste like goat but hits like a mule! A solid 9.

One of my favorite strains of ALL TIME. As a shamanic practitioner and meditator, I have yet to encounter another strain that is so delightful to work with in a ritual setting. When I use marijuana as part of my spiritual practice, the first thing I do is light some mapacho, set an intention, and then blow the smoke into the bag to "charge" the weed. Then I thank the plant every time before I light up. Some here will argue that it's nothing more than placebo effect, and this may be true... but as an experienced recreational user, I can tell you that the ritual DEFINITELY makes a difference in the quality of the high. Golden Goat though... it's something else. She's VERY responsive to your intentions, and if you approach her with love and gratitude then she'll reflect that back at you seven fold. I've NEVER felt that kind of spiritual euphoria when smoking weed before, even when I was a noob. Also gave me some definite closed- and open-eye visuals when combined with meditation, to say nothing of how she alters thought patterns. Unequivocally one of the best strains out there for spiritual use, and should be a standard herb in every smoker's spice rack!

This stuff smells like candy and tastes the same. Pineapple and mango,

It’s a heavy hitter, definitely up there on my list of 20%+ strains, if you want an uplifted happy active high then look no further. This is the weed that will keep a Friday night going. Two big rips and the effects are almost immediate. Enjoy.