Golden Goat reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.

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November 20, 2012
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smells like baby pee in a diaper. If Carrothead had been a conehead, the nug would totally resemble him: the hairs are SO orange and look as if they are trying to eat the green off the kola. I vaporized it and it tasted very tropical indeed. Delicious. Other than taste and smell, and a general sense of well-being (laughed a lot, made jokes, focused on trivial things. I wouldn't try multi-tasking on it though: can't remember ten minutes ago and there is definitely a time vacuum buried somewhere in the middle of these buds.
May 24, 2019
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She starts with a very gentle head high as you become relaxed. Your head gets slightly heavier and you feel any anxiety disappear. The line between sound and the silence behind it becomes very fine as sounds grow more defined. You become more thoughtful, ideas flowing into a very creative state of mind. The high moves gently down into your body and cuddles you. Colors become more pronounced. The time between turning your head and your vision following grows slightly longer making things a bit trippy. You feel delighted and content. Definitely more amused. You become fully relaxed but not tired at all. (Unless you’re already decently tired from the The day.) Time slows down and 30 minutes becomes 45-60... The high slowly drops off over the next couple hours leaving the mind and body fully awake and relaxed. You feel awake but like you could easily fall asleep. For this effect, I used a one-hitter and took two decent drags holding them in. I typed this while feeling it. This has been one of my go-to strains for many years. She still delivers the perfect high time and time again. Enjoy!
February 15, 2019
why is this my favirite strain? well lets see, first it gets rid of the terrible debilitating pain. secondly it makes you the happiest mofo in the world aint no one got shit on you. thirdly it makes you hungry as hell so if you cant eat or have hard time gaining weight smoke this shit right here. lastly it makes everything better food taste so good, music sounds so fucking amazing. just the best strain ever
January 18, 2020
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Here in Oregon you can find golden goat pretty easy. It’s always a creative buzz and euphoric energy perfect for pre workouts/ hikes, cleaning the house, or morning pick-me-up. If it’s done right it has a sweet mint & tropical fruit flavor. Really expands the lungs. HIGHly recommend!!
May 10, 2013
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Best day buzz I've had period. Great for skiing, downhill biking, fuckin', most any activity. Should is use the dot if I write the word?
May 2, 2013
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This strain was highly recommended by one of my friends at Medicinal Wellness Center. Gave it a try and I returned 3 times that week to re-up on some more Golden Goat. If you are ready for a comatose high and not wanting to move from the couch. This is the bud is for you!
September 15, 2017
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advised by the budtender that it's sativa dom, I went without a pure sativa and gave golden goat a whirl. it isn't going to have you tripping balls, it isn't going to knock you out...I wouldn't even call it an "enhancement" strain. rather, I was mildly (then not so mildly after scarfing a tostada) elevated. the worries of the previous (shit ass) week vanished, I was smiling and sociable, but not goofy high. this would be a great strain for someone that just wants to feel "better" and not necessarily go on a euphoric rollercoaster ride.
January 18, 2022
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Golden Goat saved my life, literally! While suffering the worst migraine of my entire life and spending hours trying to kill it with over the counter pain killers, I got no relief. I remembered my (now ex) husband had some Golden Goat and I figured I couldn’t hurt any more than I already was, so I took a huge hit and felt the migraine literally leave my body seconds later. I stood there dumbfounded and confused. Come to find out, the migraine was actually caused by a blood clot in my brain. I don’t know what kind of magic is in Golden Goat, but I will never forget what it did for me. As far as the high goes, it is definitely a sativa and gives crazy amounts of energy.

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