Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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October 30, 2015
The best strain you can buy, hands down. I smoked one bowl and instantly got ripped and that one bowl lasted a long time. I absolutely love this strain and I wish I could find it all the time. This would be the only strain I buy if I could. It's that good. No munchies, great taste, long high, and smells delicious.
As a new medical patient I've been trying small amounts of many strains and this is the first one I have bought more of I like it so much! Strong head high with awesome body relaxation and good pain relief. You won't be disappointed! Just give your head time to clear if you need to drive/do important tasks.
Fantastic bud purchased from Compassionate Sciences in Bellmawr, NJ
December 1, 2018
This is my first ever review but after witnessing this blessing of golden goat i knew i had to write one. I have never felt this happy and euphoric in my life. This high is just so up lifting, i feel like I’m on top of the world. I went to wretzel pretzels and had the best cinnamon bitz in my entire life. I honestly feel like I am constantly taking Ws. If u haven’t tried this yet u are missing out big time, whatever u smoking now throw it away and get golden goat.
This strain is pretty incredible. I'm normally a daily smoker. So when something can get me really stoned it's exciting haha. This goat will fry your brain or maybe get overly creative and you might paint a picture or take some photos or cook some strawberry toaster strudel. Anyways it's strong and potent and tasted yummy. You'll giggle and laugh. Probably not good for sleep! Good for afternoons or just when you want to feel geeked out on good vibes.
My new favorite. When it first hit it was like a burst of sunshine shot right through my head. Then I felt like I had just chugged a monster energy drink. I’m talking like heart pumping like an ox in heat ready to go fuck some shit up. Then the high peaked and this little euphoric gremlin creeps up your spine and punches your brain in the dick and says smile bitch, you’re fucking happy right now.
March 11, 2015
Nice flavor, positive smoke
I picked up this strain for a small vacation. It was just 2 of us and we used a one hitter. This strain puts the true meaning into 2 hitter quitter. All we would need for the day is to pack that twice for each of us and then go about our activities. The color was amazing, the smell of pungent and fruity, and the buzz was so uplifting and unlocked your creativity side. This strain has been my favorite for 2 years since that vacation. Haven't found one that came close yet.
When they say energetic, they mean it. Long time Sativa carnosaur. My usual goto is ATF. I never thought I’d have seen anything that could replace it. But this is just exactly what my ADHD brain needs to get right. Also, I feel like really talking to people. If there was a strain that could help hyper people harness their energy, this is the one. 10 out of 5 stars, recommend you try IMMEDIATELY!