Golden Pineapple reviews

My favorite strain to get me going.. I feel like I can run a marathon which is great for cleaning the house! Did make me super hungry, my husband and I shared 2 baskets of chips and salsa in like 5min at dinner 😂

Smoked a big bowl of this tastiness before heading on a hike in a recent burn ... dead black trees lumbering over lush green fresh undergrowth. Fire = new life. Anyway, it’s a trippy strain. Trippy place ... but trippy strain too. I think. Energizing, uplifting, happy, daydream-ushering ... psychedelic ... deep enjoyment of nature and vegetation and fauna ... yet motivated and strangely focused. Lost in peaceful quiet daydreaming while hiking hard for 2 hours. It’s fun airy tasty bud.

On this right now gang. Happy without a care! Chill AF about to eat a whole pizza!11111 Small of coarse. hehehe Man, listen. This a Great Sativa strain. Give it a try and Thank Me later! Peace

This was easily one of the best strains I’ve ever tried. I felt extremely happy, uplifted, and care-free. Out of the various strains I’ve tried, GP made me the happiest and the world seemed more vibrant and euphoric. This strain would be great for running errands, going on a sunny walk, or if you just want to vibe and chill. IMO more of a wake and bake, mid-day or an early evening strain. Could maybe be used to help with sleep. Definitely more of a head high but still had a good amount of body relaxation. I didn’t have any anxiety or paranoia either. The flower is super bushy and it taste/smells phenomenal. Only issue I have with GP is that sometimes the comedown makes me a little groggy and I’ll sometimes get a headache, but it’s definitely worth it… 5/5🔥

Aloha! Seriously one of my favorite strains. Beautiful buds with a gold center. Sweet and woodsy! Enjoy!!

Another highly overrated strain. Looking for energetic sativa but the thing is this makes you drowsy if you take more than a couple of tokes. So it is mildly uplifting it also can make you drowsy a little too easily for me, leaving me still searching for the best energetic sativa. Close but no cigar. Just ok. I probably would not buy it again though, but maybe.

A tropical fruit basket of heavenly hawaiian perfection

I smoked hella of this off a killa bong for almost 2 years to survive how much it hurt not being able to see my parents almost everyday, at least's once a week, usually... then i'd just be homesick, try watching a movie + fall asleep... I forgot eating a lot, that was the smallest I've ever been in my adult life... i went fetal infantry positions and i'm premature so i'd always find myself astounded prehistory is a word, i cannot fathom what's before the beginning, if not the end? huh. i'm smoking something other than golden pineapple right now, forgetting the name's to remember i love the freaking taste of this one so much it's like ambrosia kush, yuh. thank u jesus christ for getting crucified to germinate the first marijuana seeds of life outside of Eden, where the plants whispering around with a gentle swaying wind can't be wound in one ear nor out the other, for some nature's of Mother won't describe sounds near well as sights deafined bridges for possible differences variably could exist and i could have better another sense other's find themselves lacking, then decide whether to pounce helpfully when somedays felt as though it's attacking every nerve in your body stimulated burning four walls don't fall inwards, collapse outside of yourself into domino lined houses, all naught for leaving one behind, everyone in knots with twisted stomachs that somebody battles for energetic release in unfamiliar places rather than effect places of a not-home-world whilst my hearts affect feels akin to delving too deep and nearly forgetting some can breathe with a gill between their teeth, bite gently, please, ieyei remember these despite how hard i try and tough it out as it's getting better & better forgetting myself so whatever fishes drink should delight my satisfactions in relevance of breathalyzers vaporizing engine mechanic jigger mcbob thingys, doohickys, whatever people call it... huh... one dab two puffs of a joint and here's a short chapter of a comment, i don't know if that's normal so does it really exist? sasquatchicorn? u never m i s s ?