Grape Ape reviews

You're not on a diet, are you? No? Good. Because Ape Grape will turn you into the kind of person who strolls to the refrigerator in her underwear, goes on a belligerent snack hunt, and ultimately settles on a PB&J sammich because it can more effectively be eaten in bed than a leftover stirfry. I am REALLY hungry. And let me be clear. I ate a large dinner of pizza and fro yo (not even stoned when I made that brilliant life choice), and I somehow ended back in the kitchen and almost don't even recall telling myself to go in there. There was no hunger before smoking. Hunger hit me hard after 15 minutes. The sandwich did not satiate me. You know that new viral video of that adorable bear eating that awful woman's kayak? Well I'm the bear in this situation. Grape Ape made me THAT hungry. My sandwich was the kayak. Luckily I'm home alone with the cat and dogs, and their judgment of me is more acceptable than that of other humans. On a semi-related note, this strain is heavy on the I-need-to-go-bed-right-now feeling, and I have almost no motivation to do anything other than eat and talk to my cat. It isn't too grape-flavored, which is nice because grape's pretty gross, and I feel no anxiety, and my body high isn't too intense. I do, however, want more sandwich. Overall, this is a great strain. Just be prepared to be really really hungry, and be warned that your hunger may drive you to make a totally incoherent meal that you'd never eat when not high as anything on Grape Ape.

absolutely helped with neck and shoulder pain.

Got some grape ape in a cart from a local shop, not bad at all. Its a very sneaky strain, smoke too little and you'll feel like you didn't smoke at all, but if you smoke too much you'll be too impaired to enjoy most things. It has a very tight sweet spot but when you hit that spot you'll be really focused on whatever you're doing. I sometimes get into this interesting trancelike state where I just kinda take whatever idea I have and totally commit to it. I find it also helps my mood a lot. I'm able to take things in my life as they are without all the negativity attached. I wouldn't recommend it for an everyday kind of smoke, but its definitely worth having in your arsenal. Grape Ape is perfect for a night of staying in, playing video games, and eating good food. I've also found its good for when I want to pursue creative work like playing guitar and writing music. I would give it 3.5 stars if I could but 3 would be far too unfair so I decided to give it 4.

I have tried a number of strains for insomnia India's and a number of CBD strains, even a few hybrids. This is by far the best, got it from a private grower. There is absolute relaxation after 5 min, and I can not even hold a train of thought for 30 seconds.It clears your mind to say the least, with some people it might be to clear. Some strains clear your mind then the voices start coming in your head ie. Paranoia, not with this strain. I work at night and sleep during the day. I am usually asleep in 10 to 15min. Unreal! I did not get a normal India high, and no real grape taste. If you want a strong India high this is not for you, but if you want to be relaxed and calm and go to sleep this is for you!!

makes me happy and relieves worry and insomnia

this is an awesome strain to give yourself a home massage spa treatment. What you need to do is get your favorite essential oil blend or olive oil or if you're extremely desperate you could use Crisco or whatever is in your cupboard but I would make sure and take a shower right afterwards.stand or sit in your bathroom or your bedroom or wherever with your feet shoulder-width apart. Start massaging your scalp and close your eyes but be careful because you could fall backwards like I almost did because it is so relaxing. I think you will like it but be careful you don't fall.

Great strain for pain and to knock you on your ass ! I smoked this when I had extreme pain and I couldn't sleep. Smoked a couple bowls, it took about 45 mins to kick in with zero pain and then I slept for 11 hours. It was fantastic.

I've tried samples of a couple of different batches of this wonderful strain. Tried it in the morning first thing to see how it would affect me. Think I'll save this one for later in the day. Grape Ape is a great tasting, medium strength indica that is great for pain, nausea, anxiety, stress, etc. Although it's not the strongest for insomnia, it's fairly effective. Took away most of my back pain and nausea. Fairly high munchie factor. This is a great strain when you want a nice relaxing medium indica that doesn't force you to sleep. In my top ten for sure.-sy