Grape Ape reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape Ape.
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This strain is highly overrated in my opinion (there are many overrated strains if you notice all the strains seem to be rated 4.5-4.8). It's just not very strong or sedating for a "night time" indica. Another problem is that it doesn't really make me drowsy and that's what I bought it for. It's also a very clear-headed experience, almost nothing going on as far as a head high whcih is another reason it doesn't really hit very hard, it's not a good "nyquil" bud IMHO. Yes it is relaxing, but just a little bit. The flavor is not that intense or the smell although the stuff I bought was on the lower end and it was very budget friendly.
It does give a body high but not that intense like some good GDP (grand daddy purple), or Pitbull (very good for sleep and easy to grow), God's Gift is good for sleep as well. I also found Sour Punch makes me drowsy so is a good night time strain even though it's a hybrid, sour punch has a strong head high and has some body high also it is a 50/50 it reminds me of good old permafrost in the way it makes me feel.
Many indicas are just a little underwhelming, and i feel that Grape Ape is one of those strains. Unless it's grown really well then that would probably be different. But there other strains that do a better job treating insomnia than Grape Ape. It's an ok mellow strain that tastes and smells a little like grapes and chocolate. If you want an indica that is not overwhelming, it would be a fine choice. What I want are Sativas that get me high and happy and indicas that help me sleep, grape ape falls short in that aspect. Maybe if the cross it with a sativa to give it more kick like cross it with purple punch.
This is the worst stiiizy pod I have ever tried.
The flavor tasted like LITERAL BLOOD.
I nearly threw up the instant I took the first hit. EVERY HIT from the entire cart tasted like blood. It was absolutely disgusting and I would never recommend this strain to anyone.
Was pleased with the anti anxiety. Not super long lasting.
Sleep? Sleep.
This is my GO TO strain for anxiety, sleeping, eating, or hanging out with friends. Not particularly productive, but a great alternative to sleep-promoting medications.
Also,
Sex feels great with a Grape Ape high!
It'll get'cha high,.... But not stoned! It only lasts about 2hr's. Yes, it does have some sedative qualities that last about an 1hr, but that's because its THC levels are only between 8%-14%. What I do like about it is that It'll chill you out instantly, right after a huge argy bargy, and when you feel heavily frazzled after a fight!
Absolutely love this stain. I can smoke it all day and it so helps with my anxiety and PTSD. It gives you a body high so you can still function all day but smoke enough and you'll sleep like a baby. I would love to find this in an oil for my pin so I don't have to carry my pipe everywhere. I just got on medical and I will have to say this is my all time fav considering I've been smoking but now the doc gave me medical.
grape ape cart
very bubbly/energetic high while very relaxed and sloth-minded.
tasted like a very artificial, plasticky grape, but very sweet.
Great strain. Makes my bf and I goofy/sleepy. Definitely gives you cotton mouth, munchies, and mellows you out. Grab a snack/turn on a movie and prepare to be couch locked