Grape Ape reviews

Fruity and flavorful, just doesn't do it for me. Everything you'd expect from purple- looks purple, smells purple, tastes purple. Not a heavy hitter, a good mellow weed that won't cause a freak out. Would be a bomb concentrate, though.

The most beautiful bud I've ever smoke, if grow correctly its amazing. long story but my two buddies and I had an oz. My buddie was going to Texas for a year so we had to smoke out on the best weed available. Fortunately for us it happened to be Grape Ape. I've honestly got to say it was beyond amazing. We smoked it all taking bong rips, my two buddies even threw up and no thats not a bad thing. Usually when i would smoke a lot, A LOT i'd be weary but I was feeling exceptionally well. Craziest moment for was i was sitting back looking off into space where suddenly i was looking back at my self, it felt and appeared as if i were looking at myself from slightly above but shortly scared myself straight but it was an incredible high moment, it was a beautiful high. At the end of the night we loaded our last few bowls and rolled up a joint it felt like a stand off of who would crack first, I looked over at my buddy and no joke he looked so much like one of those people from those weed commercials back in the day where the person would deflate and be sitting flat out, it was insane. Oh yeah and we were hot boxing a shed in my back yard good size enough so that we could all fit comfortably. Afterwards we all went out and the smoke was flowing out for about 15 or so minutes. After the smoked cleared we said our goodbyes and twas an unforgettable night! (contrary to popular belief).

Quick high that rushes on you. Immediate bubbly happiness! A real joyous, effervescent - Fuck, that's strong. Completely unable to complete that train of thought. Yikes. Easily distracted and a challenge to convey my thoughts - both mentally and physically. Extremely uncoordinated. I feel awake and vivid. It's a multi-faceted high. There's constant cheeriness and good humor. Would be good buddy time with friends. Vision has a clarity and sharpness, plus objects appear slightly "more real" than normal. There's a piercing sensitivity in your gut that'd make watching movies more involving/empathetic. It keeps making me feel like CANDY. Despite some indica stone-iness, you feel surprisingly eager and energetic. Like a kid ready to play! Fresh sense of nostalgia to boot. Come down is overall pleasant. Long and cozy like a snuggling in a blanket or flannel.

If you get paranoid from weed, this is the one for you. I am very picky about strains these days bc I want to chill and giggle, not go to space while manual breathing. And my god, I’m about to pick up more of this asap bc I don’t want this comfortable high to end. I would buy this strain only forever if I had to. One of my new favorites.

One of my all time favorites. My preferred strain before bedtime along with Romulan. Incredible full body relaxation. One of the only strains in which I can get truly pain free for a couple hours. This is an amazing strain. Works like a champ on all stomach/intestinal pain and cramping, as well as any muscle and joint pain.

The high... When the high first hits you it's as if literally a purple ape is doing yoga in your brain. Mid high it's as if the ape clones it's bliss and your brain will begin to melt out your years. The taste... Taste good.

I suffer from migraines and cannot afford to go to the ER for meds. I did a little research and was directed to this strain for migraine pain. It worked so well with me! I was able to do almost all of my normal daily functions after vaping. It was like someone loosened the vice on my head.

Hit a disposable cartridge. Great for my anxiety. Killed my panic attack. Due to anxiety I haven't eaten much but I got the munchies. I ate 4 tacos. I'm happy.