Grape Ape reviews

Bought some Grape Ape Wax. Dab or Vaped this has the best taste of anything I've tried. Not to mention it over takes your body like a soft blanket while helping you let go of stresses on the mind. A great sleep med b4 bed or couch lock relaxing during the day.

Grape Ape Review - 32/50 March 21, 2016 Summary: These dark purple buds look like mini Grimaces. A mild lavender terpene profile disappointingly delivers a low intensity head high and a light body high. The growers would likely have had a far superior product if they'd let it flower at least several more days. Brand: Certified Clean Cannabis (Medical) Weight: 7 grams Harvest Date: Unknown Packaging Date: Unknown Total THC ( + THC): 23.87% Total CBD: 0.48% Eye: 7/10 These super dense buds are composed of tiny, heart-shaped, dark hunter green calyxes with deep purple overtones, dark reddish-brown pistils, and are coated with 100% clear trichomes. Though I was told these flowers were hand trimmed, the pine cone shaped buds look like they came out of a machine. Nose (/2): 6.5/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7/10 Notes: Mild aromas of dried lavender and grape must are quite pleasant. Tongue (/2): 6/10 Flavor Intensity: 5.5/10 Flavor Quality: 6.5/10 Notes: Mild lavender and vanilla flavors dominate the inhale with a slightly woody exhale. Head: 6.5 /10 Notes: A gentle, low-intensity mind-shift and sense-heightening are accompanied by moderately improved focus. Body: 6/10 Notes: No sleepiness or physical euphoria. Though accompanied by a very slight calming of my gastrointestinal tract, the body high would likely have been far improved with a longer flowering time.

I want to point out how tough this strain is. I had a whole year's worth of plants fail due to bringing in a clone with spider mites. Was able to salvage a few clones of Grape Ape. This strain fends of bugs and disease better than any strain I've grown. Forget to water it? Grape Ape bounces back. Very tenacious. Would recommend based on how forgiving the plant is to grow. Indoor, closet-type grow.

I used to be able to smoke marijuana when I was a teenager and then went through a phase during my 20s and early 30s where I could not handle it. It would send me into a panic and have me thinking of every single negative thought. A friend of mine recently turned me onto carts. After taking a hit of a couple and having mild “freak outs”, I finally hit this one, GRAPE APE! It literally felt like I had taken a Xanax. There was no panic or anxiety and I felt completely happy! Giggly happy! I can smoke this anytime any day and will feel so calm and happy it’s amazing!!! Thank you to whoever created this strain!!

I've had this strain in bud form and it's lovely either way. This time my husband had picked this cart up for me, knowing the effects help with so many of my issues. I have PTSD, Bipolar manic depressive disorder, Borderline Personality, agoraphobia and general anxiety and depression with a bit of OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) to top it all off and I pretty sure I've got either ADD or ADHD undiagnosed, I have so many of the symptoms. I get so easily distracted, can't finish things I'm doing before starting something else and totally forgetting my previous mission 😅 I highly recommend this to relieve pain, whether from working or PMS or chronic back pain, it helps. This strain also helps me finally be able to relax and go to sleep easily and I love the way it helps to keep me asleep at least 5 hours in a row and that's miraculous for me. I don't get more than 2 hours sleep at a time, usually so this really helps me get better actual rest. I love the way it eases my anxiety, and I didn't feel that as strongly with the bud form of the strain so that's nice. I like the way it takes the tiny little appetite I barely have and expands it enough to make me want to actually eat. That was nice to feel actual hunger before trying to eat dinner last night. I highly recommend this strain, just be careful if you're new to all this and if you're not, have fun ☺️

dense buds, darker hue, skunky smell. Will knock you on your ass

In my opinion, Grape Ape has always been the perfect indica. Stress and pain melts away. It will couch you, but you’re still happy to get up and walk around, especially if you’re heading to the door to greet your Uber Eats.

Tastes great and gets you medicated fast!