Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
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December 28, 2017
What a delightful strain, got some shatter from willame valley alchemy and it was wonderful!
The flavor is a mellow cream with a tone of a diesel almost but not quite, really hard to describe the flavor of this strain... bottom line it’s smooth.
The smoothness of this hybrid makes it an instant favorite among hybrids, perfect for anytime of day!
Don’t pass on this one, any form!
Coming from a more than 20 yr vet *smoking wise* I have to say that as of right now 12/12/2020 I can finally say I prefer This SHIT HERE MORE THAN DIESEL. #CHRONICPAIN#RA#FIBROMYALGIA if you know anything about these conditions you will know what I mean once you try it! It's more sativa dom for me, I have real relief, like hip pain relief and radiating pain. Real but also after about an hour it's indica roots come out, that stuckish feel but still up and chillin laughing and alert & eyes lightly heavy... well for me atleast, and I've smoked so many different variations but diesel products are my favorite, skunky smell, ripe and soft crystallized leaves, that sticks together.. just wonderful..
This is not thinking weed.
This is...Do you want to drink water, listen to music at night and RELAX weed?
Very nice.
In contention for my personal favorite strain of the year.
I was high without truly feeling high. Got an extremely dry mouth and awful munchies and ended up getting migraines after smoking. Was not a huge fan.
Definitely for a creative person! Love this strain
Love this strain for a heavy indica feeling and one of my favorite body highs. I would call this quite a strong indica dominant hybrid. It’s Perfect for post workout recovery or at nighttime. I would recommend smoking this strain at night only, as I’ve tried to wake and bake with it/ smoke it throughout the day and it leaves me slumped and lazy. I can go about my day and be productive with almost any strain, but not this one. Munchies can be heavy and head high can vary in strength depending on how much you smoke, among other factors. this gives a tingling muscle relaxant sensation on the body. Pretty good strain for creativity or deep thinking, I had some good moments of introspection from this. Love the flavor and nose, my bud was super fresh and an amazing, healthy texture. The flavor reminded me of cherry in a way, probably just me. it’s quite a pungent smelling strain, it’s clear from the smell and unique taste that its some top shelf gas. I’d recommend trying it if it’s available to you, but I wouldn’t go out of your way to get this , as it’s unlikely that it will blow you away. Although, it’s still a great choice with some awesome and unique characteristics. while I still have a Q left of this pack, I’m going to smoke the shit out of it and enjoy it, because I love weed. Overall I’d give grease monkey a solid 8/10
A creeper. Starts with just a tingle in the cerebellum then grows out from behind the eyes and explodes into a shower of body relaxation. A hybrid that functions as a Sativa mentally and an Indica physically. Happy, focused, and relaxed.. Great all day strain.
Nice smoke….relaxed ..,..calm….helps with anxiety twitching issues…. Not couch locked but just very relaxed.