Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
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Just got this strain for the first time, and despite usually going for THC levels of over 20% (this specific batch being 18.2) I am honestly thoroughly impressed. The smell is beyond belief. It's a skunky diesely lemony smell and definitely leaves a skunky flavour behind. Currently using for pain, and this definitely hit the nail there. Feeling super relaxed mentally and physically. Don't recommend for beginners lol.
October 26, 2018
Wavy baby just wavy!!
This is a very unique strain it there are not a lot of crystals but man does it get you stoned one bowl gets me solid and I smoke a lot my favourite part about this strain though that blew me away was how smooth it was it’s very smooth making it dangerous because of how high it can get you so beware
Visuel: Varies from small to big nugs beautiful terpenes visual to the eye
Smell: Very pungent earthy smell hint of diesel
Texture: Dry but still very sticky
Taste: You get a smooth hit with a that very pungent taste that you smell but not to overpowering the delicious herbal taste
What to expect: Mostly energetic head high with a little hint of relaxation in the muscles
Total: 4/5
January 25, 2019
Very stoned.
Really enjoyed this strain the first few times I smoked it, but eventually I noticed I was becoming paranoid constantly. Then i reached a point id smoke it and instantly become paranoid where I couldn't concentrate on anything. Not for me
Bravo! I am very sensitive to sativas/hybrids (get very anxious, fast heart beat, etc. not too fun haha). But this is an AMAZING hybrid. Gives me a little bit of the sativa effects, giggles, euphoria, etc. but not too much. With the body calming indica effects. Great tasting wax. Muchies are also present (sometimes a good thing, sometimes just annoying). One cool part with this strain, is the fact that this is the only strain I have found that often times while watching a movie, tv, youtube, etc. Any comedy or joke, I feel the corner of my mouth just go up, as if my muscles controlled themselves, I can feel myself smile, but its as if my mouth is being pulled into a smile. Truly amazing.
She’s a dirty girl, and I don’t mean kinky. She smells like axel grease and tastes like burning hair, but she has wings like an angel, lifting you by the cheeks, telling you jokes that are nonsense, then wrapping you in a warm fuzzy embrace.