Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
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I purchased both a pre-roll & shake from AZ Natural Selections in Arizona. It is very earthy but smooth followed by immediate lasting effects. I have lower back Scoliosis which causes constant muscle contractions and on occasion several muscles spasms with stabbing pain. I find a 10% decrease in pain and tension after my first two hits of Grease Monkey with continued decreases with more intake. The mental effects are mild at most but I am an daily CBD user which I have found lowers head effects. The body effects are some of the best that I have found so far with a strain. The easy onset keeps you relaxed, thirsty, hungry and wanting more. This is a perfect strain for me to use near the end of the day but before I want to end up on the couch. My energy level seems un-effected after 3-4 packs into the "one-hitter". - In conclusion, this strain is awesome and definitely will be on my "keep in stock" list in case dispensaries ever run out.
Best strain ever. Similar to GG#4 but even better. Perfect for relaxing at night and before bed. Is a really nice way to go to sleep!
This is my go to when I need to pass out and relax. It's so covered in trichomes it's looks like it was dropped in a bag of sugar.
May 9, 2018
I love this strain my first time every at a dispensary and bought this 1/8th fell in love quicker then quick.
February 23, 2018
I personally didn't like this strain, it was too harsh for me and hurt my throat/made me cough hardcore.
March 30, 2018
There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise.
Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks.
The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.
December 27, 2017
got a gram of crumble, great for daytime medicatating going back for more today!
Good taste great body relaxation great for nighttime nite nite after half joint has a great smell