Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
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March 30, 2018
There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise.
Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks.
The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.
Just got this strain for the first time, and despite usually going for THC levels of over 20% (this specific batch being 18.2) I am honestly thoroughly impressed. The smell is beyond belief. It's a skunky diesely lemony smell and definitely leaves a skunky flavour behind. Currently using for pain, and this definitely hit the nail there. Feeling super relaxed mentally and physically. Don't recommend for beginners lol.
Tastes like glue and gives a very heady and energetic high.
Oh this is one hard hitter, 9 out of 10.
Lay back put your feet up & enjoy the ride with The Grease Monkey.
Add this to the list of your top indoor buds. Also well known bud by one of my all time fav farmers Seven leaves
Good taste great body relaxation great for nighttime nite nite after half joint has a great smell
It’s a breathe of fresh air for the body. 10/10.
Visuel: Varies from small to big nugs beautiful terpenes visual to the eye
Smell: Very pungent earthy smell hint of diesel
Texture: Dry but still very sticky
Taste: You get a smooth hit with a that very pungent taste that you smell but not to overpowering the delicious herbal taste
What to expect: Mostly energetic head high with a little hint of relaxation in the muscles
Total: 4/5
Nice dense buds and great earthy flavor that last for the entire bowl. Every hit you take tastes like greens!