Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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One of my favorite if not my favorite sativa strain. Closest strain to a pure sativa I’ve ever smoked. I took too big of a hit at a weeding and instantly felt it in my eyes. It was super energizing and brought out some anxiety at first until I just excepted it and went with the flow. Very euphoric and to my suprise had some great pain relief aspects to it. Greta strain for partying and good for sex to.
Just ignited a Green Crack joint, and it’s an experience that transcends the ordinary—a journey through a fragrant symphony of citrus and earth. Imagine opening a basket of freshly picked tropical fruits, where the sweet aroma of ripe mango mingles with a zesty lime overtone, awakening your senses like a gentle breeze in a sun-dappled orchard.
Upon first inhale, the flavor profile is nothing short of exquisite: a harmonious blend of sweet and tangy notes dances across the palate, reminiscent of a fine tropical sorbet that balances indulgence with refreshing zest. This complex bouquet is underpinned by a subtle earthiness, grounding the taste and leaving a lingering, sophisticated finish.
The effects of Green Crack are immediate and invigorating, akin to the first rays of dawn breaking over a serene landscape. A surge of clarity and energy courses through your veins, igniting creativity and sharpening focus. This strain doesn’t just lift your mood; it catapults it to exhilarating heights, where motivation and euphoria coexist in perfect harmony.
**Benefits:** Green Crack is a revelation for those battling fatigue, stress, or the creative doldrums. It's an intellectual muse, an energizing companion that banishes the mundane and invites you to see the world through a lens of vibrant possibility. Ideal for daytime use, it turns every task into a delightful endeavor, infusing life with a contagious enthusiasm.
In essence, Green Crack is not merely a strain; it is a celebration of flavor and function, a Michelin-star experience in the realm of cannabis that invites you to indulge in its brilliance, one delightful puff at a time.
- CommonToker
December 15, 2016
Rarely do you find a commercial strain that satisfies the grower with awesome yields and the average blower with satisfaction while being lauded by the pot snob as excellent herb. This one has a sativa and indica pheno. both yield nicely. the sativa pheno hits behind the eyes right away and quickly refreshes the senses like breathing in fresh air on a spring morning in the woods while bacon is simmering on the campfire. Mood brightens, outlook improves, energy levels rise but relaxing is still easy. its weakness is it wears out in about 50 minutes and you feel the drop eliciting the urge to refill the lungs! This is why it was named green crack, cause u gotta take frequent bumps. The indica Pheno, smells of rotting mangoes or fruit, though not the popular pheno, its my favorite of the two and in my top 10 strains. The indica buds are large and extremely dense, normally this pheno is manicured to perfection, like wieghlifters shaving every hair to show thier bulging muscles, budtenders shave every hair and hint of sugar leaf to show off its bulging tightly knit calyxs making the buds look identical to green strawberries. The consistency and smooth tightness of the buds are that good. The buzz is euphoric to start and relaxing like the feeling on a saturday morning with nothing on the schedule. Because of zero anxiety the tendency is to overindulge and this strain has the ability to make you nod. Often you wake up in the morning sitting in the chair you were in when you took the last rip. Death by Narcolepsy...
After not smoking for literally 4 years and as a very healthy person who does not even drink after 5 drags these were the effects.
Pros:
Increased Energy (Good for pre-workout/Coffee alternative)
Increased Creativity
Increased Communication Ability
Memory Recall was Improved
Cons
-Anxiety in a jittery crack head kind of way, It was the feeling of tweaking out for like the first 10-20 mins after smoking but in an undectable way, kind of like when you leave an outdoor heated pool and are exposed to the colder air atmospheric and your teeth start to click repeatedly from the cold.
-High does not last long, about less than an hour.
-Dry mouth and eyes (bove average pasties)
👽💉 You should only ever smoke one kind of crack... Green Crack. This super sativa will ignite a fire inside your head. Famous for giving some users an intense mental buzz with a nice introspective insight. It will give you loads of energy, crush your stress and get you thinking. It smells and tastes like sweet citrus from the earth. I love getting absolutely RIPPED off of this strain and getting doing something fun for my mind. It makes things exciting and gives your a broader perspective on everything around you. This strain can take you places if you let it! One of my favorite daytime smokes. Highly recommended! Look for that extra cared for indoor Green Crack!
November 11, 2016
Exactly like the name says. Have tried this as herb and crumble. Always perks me up and gets me ready to handle the day. A++. Not for newbies since I can imagine it would cause paranoia, at least when dabbing it. ;)
Green Crack has an aroma that is piney/spicy/hash/citrus and tropical. It's a smooth smoke and after I felt it in my head but after awhile I felt it in my body like an indica. It's an energetic strain that makes you abit talkative, focused and creative... 💯👑🦁
Finally did exactly what it stated. Superb and perfect name.I'm happy 😊