Green Crack reviews

So far, this is my favorite strain. I live in the Bible Belt, Georgia. So I wish I had more dealers so I can get some sort of variety but whenever I found green crack I was absolutely hooked, by far the best sativa I have tried in a longg time. Very veryyy energetic and laughy high. I was so high that I accidentally wrote a review for a different strain. But don't worry I deleted it.

Love this strain! I remember the first time I smoked it we were listening to the radio and I could have sworn that a 2 minute song lasted 20 minutes! Sense of time is severely distorted, but it made me extremely happy and everything became very humorous. My mind was also very creative in my ideas. I'm sure to a sober person it'd just sound like I was flying high but oh man I was!! Highly recommend this strain.

I am surprised at how amazing this strain is. Having Tourette's, I was a little concerned that a sativa would worsen my tics. It did not. In fact this is the best strain I've tried to help my Tourette's. I used to use an indica or hybrid like blue dream, or blue cheese but I ended up so couch locked and heavy feeling I got nothing done. The indica strains were very helpful relaxing me at the end of the day. They are reactive use whereas Green Crack really helps kick my occasionally very severe anxiety and allows me to be very productive before it gets bad. This strain has really improved my quality of life and helped reduce my tics which appear to be related to the anxiety. Using during the day with Green Crack that allows me to stay clear headed is much better. It's preventative use instead of reactive use like with the indica.

I shared two generously packed bowls of Green Crack with one other person about 12 hours before I began typing this review and I'm still feeling some of the deeply euphoric and creatively enlightening effects of this strain. It's honestly one of the best strains I've ever smoked, without a doubt. But be warned, it's deceptively potent with a slowly creeping sativa dominant high reminiscent of my experiences with Girl Scout Cookies. The buds were solid, dense and frosty and produced a universally clean, smooth inhale whether we smoked it from a homemade wooden chillum or a professionally crafted bubbler. It's very easy to underestimate this strain in the beginning and take one too many hits before you start to feel the effects. Even veteran smokers may want to pace themselves and take this strain one hit at a time. At around the same time that my imagination unleashed itself and started running wild, the medicinal applications became apparent. Green Crack completely eradicated the nausea and chronic GI discomfort from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and it also somewhat eased the muscle tension and joint pain collected from a busy weekend, though to a decidedly lesser degree. Unfortunately, it also left my mouth drier than the Sahara desert and I had to continuously fight a strong urge to raid the kitchen. I also suspect that this strain might not be a good choice for people prone to anxiety or paranoia, as its strong sativa-like effects might just exacerbate the problem. I would personally play it safe and only use this strain in a comfortable, secure environment if you suffer from an anxiety disorder or are prone to paranoia while smoking. All around, it was a great smoke and gave me a nostalgic reminder of what it's like to accidentally get way higher than you intended to. If you're looking for a great sativa dominant strain to make you feel like a newbie again, give Green Crack a try. Just try not to reference it by name in public, lest somebody mistakes you for a crackhead.

Aphrodisiac. Enough said.

Green Crack is definitely not whack. This one destroys depression and encourages energetic happenings; like coffee, but without a caffeine crash. I smoke this one for getting things done.

Nice pain relieving qualities. I must have gotten the 75% indica variety since it mellowed me out like one. Really really nice chill, floaty high.... soothed my aches and pains.

This is one of my favourites, as I hate the feeling of being tired on kush. This brings the exact opposite feelings. It’s more of a party strain in my likings considering it gets you hyped. I don’t suggest this for beginners as it is very strong and it kicks in 20 seconds after first cone. Highly recommend this strain!