Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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I shared two generously packed bowls of Green Crack with one other person about 12 hours before I began typing this review and I'm still feeling some of the deeply euphoric and creatively enlightening effects of this strain.
It's honestly one of the best strains I've ever smoked, without a doubt. But be warned, it's deceptively potent with a slowly creeping sativa dominant high reminiscent of my experiences with Girl Scout Cookies. The buds were solid, dense and frosty and produced a universally clean, smooth inhale whether we smoked it from a homemade wooden chillum or a professionally crafted bubbler. It's very easy to underestimate this strain in the beginning and take one too many hits before you start to feel the effects. Even veteran smokers may want to pace themselves and take this strain one hit at a time.
At around the same time that my imagination unleashed itself and started running wild, the medicinal applications became apparent. Green Crack completely eradicated the nausea and chronic GI discomfort from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and it also somewhat eased the muscle tension and joint pain collected from a busy weekend, though to a decidedly lesser degree.
Unfortunately, it also left my mouth drier than the Sahara desert and I had to continuously fight a strong urge to raid the kitchen. I also suspect that this strain might not be a good choice for people prone to anxiety or paranoia, as its strong sativa-like effects might just exacerbate the problem. I would personally play it safe and only use this strain in a comfortable, secure environment if you suffer from an anxiety disorder or are prone to paranoia while smoking.
All around, it was a great smoke and gave me a nostalgic reminder of what it's like to accidentally get way higher than you intended to. If you're looking for a great sativa dominant strain to make you feel like a newbie again, give Green Crack a try. Just try not to reference it by name in public, lest somebody mistakes you for a crackhead.
Great if you're looking for a really good head high. I felt super happy and relaxed. Personally one of my favorite strains.
Great high but really wished it lasted way longer, I was extremely high. Definitely recommend it
The high from this pretty much made my head feel light. Definitely a cerebral. Relieved a hell of a lot of stress from throughout my day. Made me happy as fuck man, Lol. Definitely something I'd tell my dealer to keep in stock. & I advise stoners who haven't tried it, to hit that shit dude.
I actually love this strain. It gives me a nice workable high but when it's gone it make me nice and relaxed. Also increases pleasure if you know what I mean.
smells of jasmine tea and a thick scent of concord grape juice. When burned it is a very smooth easy to inhale smoke. Had a heady high before the small bowl was even done. Feeling very front cerebral heady high that allows for energetic brain focus with the feel good of little body high but mild soft brain padding feel. Good for daytime hiking, space discussions, and other fun mental stuff.
Similar to Durban Poison, my fave Sativa, so glad to add this strain to the list of Top Sativas!
BOOOOOM! Feels like I just got shot by a big cloud of THC. I wasn't expecting this effect. It was like an explosion of stimulations. I've had my fair share of strains: Mango cake, Lemon Haze, Gorilla Glue, King Kong... But trust me when I say this, none of them compare to green crack. This shit is an EXPLOSION
This strain is Top Shelf every time. Little goes a long way