Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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Easily one of my go-to sativas. Clean, clear-headed, energizing, and uplifting, Green Crack hits me like two coffees and an SSRI. Mood and motivation become sunny and warm, and I'm excited to take on whatever tasks are before me—or at least game to.
Big pine, resinous, and even hoppy aromas, with some tropical fruit notes like mango. Vaping the ground flower, the toasted herb got a really beautiful and rich honey flavor, which makes the second half of a vape session deeply rewarding and delicious.
This is a strain to buy deep on for me, especially since eighths are only $25 in my area.
Words cannot describe simply how euphoric this experience has been. It is worth noting, I am a rabid and insane smoker of cannabis with the tolerance of a horse, I am no beginner to the substance. One 3-second draw of the potent product and my lungs and body were filled with a sensation beyond comprehension. I believe immortality was achieved for a brief moment. Be wary when you use this, the powers it unlocks are unfathomable.
Green Quack is fantastic for bi-polar! It's uplifting, helps with depression, anxiety, and stress. Makes you happy, euphoric, giggly, able to relax and relate to others without feeling anxious and hindered. Really helped with mania. Not just my own, but two others with bi-polar disorder as well. Good day time.
Hype all fucking day.like bruh I was off the damm walls.don’t do at school or at family cause your eyes are more fucked up than watching your dad cheat on your mom with your girlfriend.very good I did all the shit I wanted to do that day.don’t sit around on this and plan before.
Green Crack is a great strain if you struggle with pain and fatigue during the day. I have lupus and RA and it gives me the boost I need to focus and get things done. Not great at night though because it really does give you energy.
phew. Just a few hits off of this was enough to send me skyrocketing, and I have a fair amount of tolerance. Awesome sativa head high. Use this for a wake 'n bake if possible, it's pretty energizing but there's no anxiety, at least for me.
I'm writing a review on Jungle Crack (Green Crack x Gorilla Glue). Very rare strain, never heard of it before I ran across it at the Stizzy Dispensery in the Bay Area, Cali. With that being said if you are prone to anxiety this might not be for you. Not a very uplifting or euphoric high, but definitely brings upon a heavy burst of energy. Definitely the raciest sativa I have tried. The green crack definitely overpowers the gorilla glue. Slight effects of the glue are felt but not much. Only reason I say it might bring out anxiety is because I am a heavy daily smoker and regularly smoke sativas and am usually fine, but this one had my heart racing at the barber shop. Enjoy at home or when busy doing physical work or need a boost early in the morning.
FIVE STARS. That green. That Kermit. That Kerm. You know what dat doo. That dookey kong