Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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July 24, 2014
I just stopped watching the TV cos I couldn't taste my potato chips..
I'm fuckin stonedd.
Not gonna lie, Green crack’s one of the best for sex activity.
Me and my girl really enjoy it.
this bud made me feel so happy! It was amazing it took care of my stress and depression like nothing I have tried since. it also made me really giggly and talkative as fuck, so this is good to smoke if you are hanging out with friends or are going to be social.
GREEN CRACK SAVED MY LIFE!
I don't want to get too serious with this review but I wanted to share a synopsis of what the title of this review refers to.
2 years ago I was an Advanced Care Paramedic (13 years in) but I now struggle day to day with PTSD and have to retire from my career. I had been off work for 3 months when a colleague introduced me to GC. The previous 3 days had me glued to the couch from crippling anxiety and depression which was something extremely new to me still. To cope, I drank heavily and disengaged myself from the world. I feel strongly that I was slowly dying from this affliction as I had seen it happen before to my patients. If I were to continue on the path I was traveling on, it would have surely be my demise. Thankfully one day my friend showed up with some GC and a caring heart. We smoked in the garage, enjoyed the sunshine and as he left I suddenly had a surge of energy. I washed my car and by the end of that afternoon I had washed all my house windows (interior and exterior), made myself and my g/f a wonderful meal before making love for a few hours. I did smoke the rest of the joint half way through all of this.
What that experience taught me is to respect and cherish this plant for its medicinal properties. As a paramedic who has provided thousands of people with symptom relief in their time of need, I recognized the diverse application of this medicine. Since that day I have been using GC and other strains to achieve ever increasing harmony with my body, mind, and spirit. I'm truly thankful to have this medicine at my disposal and encourage anyone who is curios to investigate marijuana for any and all medical ailments. Take the time to educate yourself and go for it! Stick with it and learn how to use it properly. Get a buddy to learn with. and from. Most of all,.... Don't be afraid of it as it's one of the best gifts you can ever give yourself. Good luck!
A miracle for neck pain! I've got pinched nerves and muscle spasms all down my neck, back and shoulder and it all just.... stopped and the pain became irrelevant. And then 30 minutes later I gave my neck a li'l stretch and pop-pop-pop, it all came loose. That was worth like a week's worth of yoga and listening to whale song and thinking soothing thoughts. Fuck yeah, drugs!
(And what everyone else says about it tasting like a mango on a stick with chili dust. Delightful. Energy wise, I had a cup of tea with it and now I want to climb the clouds and laugh while fistfighting God, so...)
June 21, 2016
I was so high that I go to the grocery store without my shoes, and when I was waiting for my friends outside I realize that my childhood was awesome and my father was very kind to us! Thx greencrack!
Green Crack literally saved my life. I suffer with meficatiin resistant depression. When I start spiraling down that deep, dark, hole of depression, I just vape a couple of hits and it's literally INSTANT relief! I could be almost suicidal, and after taking a hit, I'm 100% fine. It calms my anxiety too. I have this on hand for the days when getting out of bed is a huge task.
The most intense head high I've experienced. I was at the stage where you feel like your holding on for your life and tbh I was kinda scared. About 25min after smoking the head high chilled out and I was able to walk home. I think this strain is more for an experienced smoker, I on the other hand am just a casual user and believe the effects were a little too strong. Good smoke though, highest I've ever been