Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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December 30, 2016
True to it's legendary status this strain bangs!
My experience has been split. First several encounters provided less dense buds frosty coated and powerful in both effect and taste. Later encounters with the same strain provided more dense compact nugs with the familiar fruity smells and tastes.
Either way, I strongly recommend that you try Green Crack if you are lacking energy and are in need of a boost. Great pain med too! Bring along on your road trip...
Mood elevated to higher, more pleasant realms
Pain reduced
Chronic gastrointestinal disorder eased
Fatigue relieved
Top shelf all the way!
Okay wtf. This is brain bending sativa. Not expecting this lol.
Holy fuck balls! This shit is legit!! 🤩🤩 Got this from a friend on Friday night who is also a local commercial grower, woke up on Saturday morning and had a nice toke sesh in the garage with my green tea and WOW! After only one bowl this stuff hits pretty quick and instantly charges all the senses, uplifts, and energizes the whole mind and body!!! Perfect wake & bake for weekends where you want to stay focused, active, and productive!!! Oh and make sure your partner stays close because this is also some fucking HORNY WEED!!! 😍💚💚 Thank God i have some of this in my home tent!! 🤩
Nice not overwhelming but really good Sativa buzz. Best Sativa I've had better than Sour Diseal and Jack Herer in my limited experiences. Not better than blue dream, but this one is less body buzz than blue dream.
4/9/24 Didn't love the variety I had. Definitely keeps you awake, but not with the euphoric or creative side I crave. Felt a little neurotic, anxious.
Not bad just found it to be weak and not long lasting. Not a bad high but definitely not a favorite.
I was looking for a potential Adderall replacement, and if anything could replace Adderall it would be this b**** - Green Crack herself. It hits fast and hard, and you can feel your pulse thrum, but your chest feels warm and your brain feels "on". The only problem is a lot of people talked about casually smoking a full joint of it with their coffee in the morning to wake up, whereas if I take more that two tokes I end up in an anxiety coma for at least three hours. I mean, do NOT underestimate this strain! Three puffs max for me. I smoked some of this at a bus station in San Francisco once and I still don't know how I ended up on the right bus home! (plus, I wasted almost an entire credit card on vending machine snacks, so...) Lesson learned: I'd take a single hit of this is you haven't tried it yet. Beginners use with extreme caution. Or maybe I'm just a p***y, haha 😝
I don't use a lot of Sativas because they can cause anxiety but Green Crack is an exception. GC makes me want to go do something. It doesn't matter what but I just can't be sitting still. It helps me do laundry and wash dishes. It's a clearheaded and focused feeling. I've tried dabbing GC oils, rosin as well as vaping it and it's always tasty. It helps a little with my pain too.