Green Goddess reviews

Wow. Ladies. Wow. Not sure what to say without being weird or TMI. I’ve tried lots of strains, and many have had aphrodisiac qualities. Green Goddess puts them all to shame. Other strains enhance whatever experience you are having, which might be sexual or not. Green Goddess turned me into a larger than life sexual being. What does that even mean? The meaning of life was revealed to me, and the meaning of my life appears to be the receipt of sexual pleasure, by me, from everyone in the world. I was perplexed by the fact that when sober, people are just people, but when I’m high, their purposes are to fulfill me, and why the hell wasn’t everyone trying to break down my door to get at me, lol. Any inhibitions you might have are 100% gone, so if you’ve wanted to try something new and have been hesitant, Green Goddess is there to tell you, “Get it Girl! You deserve it!!” Nice daytime high, but after a few hours, a nice nap would not be remiss.

Out of all strains on the indica side of the spectrum, Green Goddess remains my favorite. It's perfect for gatherings especially, as it allows you to be focused on anything you'd like to while also in a state of intrigued euphoria and happiness. Soooo chill.

Asked my budtender for her favorite strain flavor-wise, and this was her suggestion. And, what a suggestion it was! Heavy, pungent, but still fruity and sour. Really nicely balanced effects as well; this will definitely be one of my go-to stains from now on!

Hard to find but one of the best. No couch lock, relaxed, but very up. Too much will send you into orbit but the right amount is just perfect!

This is an amazing pain reliever! My dispensary lists this one as a sativa, but here on Leafly it's a hybrid. Well, for me, I don't get any Indica type effects. I actually get relief from the nerve pain in my feet.

Calming, invigorating, supreme mental tranquility.

Fabulous

This is my absolute favorite strain for both my physical and mental issues. I get mild anxiety, depression, severe pain, dizziness, spasms, severe weakness in my arms, ticks, etc. (I'm currently awaiting an MRI to confirm Multiple Sclerosis). The high is so clear and happy and I am able to focus on things. My pain disappears and one small dab of shatter from it makes my spasms and ticks vanish - or 2 small bowls when I use the bud. I am extremely sensitive to tastes and smells as they alone can make me nauseous, but the Green Goddess strain tastes and smells amazing to me - to me it tastes like sweet pine needles (if that makes sense). It gives me enough energy and relief to be able to function like a normal human when I smoke it. I've tried many other strains, but Green Goddess is my go-to for my symptoms.