Green Monster reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Monster.
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Very dank in smell. But taste was pretty good, earthy and piney with a slight weed taste at the end. Vaped this before bed and felt decently stoned whole also slightly euphoric. Not bad.
a good balanced hybrid. I bought 2 ounces of this for 140$, so basically 70$ an ounce. it said it was AA though, so I figured it would probably not be that strong. turns out it’s more than strong enough. smells really good too. smells a bit floral-like. my mom took a big sniff of the 2 ounce bag and said it smelled good. overall, I’m quite satisfied.
Absolutely love this strain! It's a perfect hybrid, it gives me mental energy and motivation while also being relaxing and works extremely well for anxiety, depression & PTSD. Seems to work really well for back pain too. Definitely recommend, it's a great all around strain
It kinda made everything funny 🤣😂🤣
I use herb as a medicine for panic attacks and stress relief. I picked up an 1/8 of this from my local dispensary, it was a bit pricy at $65 an 1/8. This is a pure Sativa. The nugs are dry my full of crystals and it really has no smell at all. It hits right away and is a complete head high. I did not find it very potent at first. That was one rip out of my glass pipe. The next time I took three hits and was feeling it. It's a bit speedy in a negative way, that wears off after 20 minutes or so and settles into a boring head high. I'm not really feeling talkative or creative. This strain is not particulary uplifting and is not all that great. I don't feel particularly relaxed, more like somewhere speedy and bored. Not a strain that I would buy again or recommend.
September 28, 2017
Smoked over the last two days, but pretty sure I have a good understanding of the strain. Makes me feel sort of drunk. I am sociable and talkative with a good mood, and feel just a hint of anxiety. Also, it definitely doesn't increase my IQ, but I speak your mind more, which is why I compare it to alcohol. Gives a uplifting body high too.
I would smoke this in low amounts socially with friends, not at home by myself.
Sweet sweet strain. Loved it, nice tingling sensation throughout body and slowly sent into sleep. Had harsher throat hit than most though.
Very nice strain. Has a definite chemically aftertaste (although initially the earthy notes cover this.) Really relaxed, happy high (with a subtle body high as well.) Just be warned that the munch can be brutal so probably not a recommended strain for students on a budget (aka me!)