Krypto Chronic reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Krypto Chronic.
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I think its amazing. It helps with my horrible back pain, enlightens my head to deal with the pain, plus if u saw it, it's so pretty with so much purple on it and it smells great.
Kryptochronic by Alien 👽 Labs 🥼Sent Me Into Outer Space 🚀. This Indica Leaning Hybrid is one of the better ones I have had with it’s curb appeal (which does not disappoint) & it’s gigantic THC level of 36.50% 🙀 💨 Enjoy The Pleasure Of The Smoke 💨
Makes me argumentative. Not a fan. Uplifting, clear headed high but very talkative
I bought this because one of the genetics is FPOG, an strain I’m trying to study as much as I can. Anywho too the chronic, when I opened the bag it oddly smelt like cream. Like if Thai ice tea was in my eighth bag. It’s taste is relatively creamy as well with hints of sour to it. It was a very pleasant mellow head high.
The effects are awesome. Great for pain and not a large effect on the cerebral. I am able to function on a regular schedule and not worry pain. Great for motivation and I am not tearing my kitchen apart to eat but instead , feeling great and sitting bk and chill in. Definitely worth it. Standard Farms this is a job well done for me.
This strain is amazing got kt from.the dispensary I work at and let me say if you get a chance to get this off the shelf do ot .. very potent and flavourful when fresh pack ...
December 14, 2021
this is legit my new favorite and I know people say these things all the time about a new strain but this right here is my new favorite for pain and any kind of body aches! You feel this come on almost as if you were giving a painkiller! The only bad thing is is it kind of tastes like mothballs or something along that line LOL but 10 minutes later you start feeling it in your head body and back!
AlienLabs Krypto via 2honeycomb perc water pipe. Smell is a rounded buttery sweet. The Flavor takes no prisoners, a musty sweet says Hello. Smooth on the throat and a moments later there it is coming up behind the ears ,a pressure wave that is there and then doesn't crest , it simply losses steam and dissipates. Definitely relaxed and a smile that doesn't wanna go away. Yeppers a goofy high. ..a goofy high that demands a physical involvement,,at least once a hour get up and move around for awhile. Too much brain activity to fall asleep on but the smile on your face may mislead folks to other conclusions. The 21% THC is felt but the mind enjoys it longer. I have a personal threshold around 21-22% THC level. Above that I start gettin the headaches and humor gets replaced by anxiety.This took me close to the edge without me being dragged over it.Finished the bowl somewhere on the other side of 2hours in. This time I did cough..and I didn't feel any pressure wave. Perhaps I was higher than I thought..or goofier than I thought. Even after a good diner , I was in no hurry for dessert.I was still high. Alien Labs had me with their Sherbacio, then Melonade and now this close but unique KryptoChronic. This is a good smoke for when you are doing something you like to do..No hurry to reach the end just savoring every moment on the way...yeaa that kind of goofy