Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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March 25, 2017
This great shit fucks you up so therefore it does its job. Kryptonite is the perfect name. Gives the strongest and longest high i get
January 8, 2015
this shit knocks me on my ass I love it
September 8, 2015
bomb asf if buds are treated properly
lime green
very fluffy
breaks down perfect to put in a blunt
strong smell
#StankAlert!!!
April 8, 2017
Grape Kryptonite packs a powerful punch. It has a fruity smell and taste, with purple colors. It comes on rather slowly and the effects include relaxation, elimination of stress, and some ease of pain. It has a nice balance to it, that you won't find in some strains that are heavy indicas or sativas.
My second favorite smell out of all the strains, peaches and cream is number one in case you wondered. This stuff knocks me out and takes away the pain, it's really mellow and I appreciate that because I have anxiety and RA. I usually have a hard time sleeping without any help. With this I can sleep so good and wake up refreshed.
I bought this as I was told it would be a good sleep smoke. (and it was on sale for $7 a gram!) The bud was beautiful to look at and the smell was sweet and pleasant. The high wasn't as sleepy as promised and that turned out to be a good thing. For me, the Kryptonite didn't knock out my inner Superman but it did give me a nice buzz, perfect for watching evening TV (think Family Guy reruns) or movies. I thought things were funnier than they probably were but hey there's nothing wrong with that! There was something old school about this blend - it just takes you to a happy place but doesn't lock you down there.
I've smoked Kryptonite only once and it came from My Spot. I bought an 8th of this when it was a fresh, new, and more potent strain than the previous that My Spot has received. After speaking with the nice gentlemen about this strain I learned that it didn't have that OG smell most indicas have so I was kind of skeptical about it but ended up taking it anyway. The smell was really fruity and tropical like, buds had lots of crystals, fluffy, and really sticky. When smoking it, it goes down pretty smooth and the high is more sativa like. I didn't feel sleepy and heavy, hunger did occur though. Overall it was a good strain but not what I would pick first because I like the more heavier high. My Spot has really good too quality bud so I would recommend them. P.T.B
first time trying this strain. very pungent smell, friend had cracked open the jar upstairs and I asked her why she was smoking upstairs, here she wasn't, it was the smell just from the weed in the open jar. like whoa. smooth hits. great and relaxed