Kryptonite reviews

Kryptonite is a strain for when you want your body to feel good but don't want your head to be too cloudy. I was very focused and clear, but I wasn't at all productive with this strain. Well, I was reproductive, LOL. It's a great strain for making out, and wanna get touchy-feely. Be careful when you lay down with your partner, though - it can put you to sleep if you get heavy-handed with it, and then there won't be any heavy hands on you :(. Less giddy than Passion Fruit, but similarly arousing. When I used it without my makeout partner around, I wound up listening to music and staring at the visualization in full screen on my computer.

Normally I'm a smoker, but I've been dealing with pneumonia and a broken rib, so I've been vaporizing Kryptonite the last day....and praise Cheebus, I am pain free and it's easier to breath. And to claim pain-free after this hell is no easy feat. Five fucking stars 👏🖒

Mostly a fuzzy/muddy head high. Causes you to have very short-term perception - so everything seems new and exciting every second. Opposite of "clear-minded". There's a good sense of euphoria that's just barely enough to keep me from becoming TOO aware of myself. There's a lingering uncertainty, though, that I could live without. Physical high is great! Very warm and tingly...almost LCD like. The tactile sensations are similarly reminiscent of mdma. Potent! Provided THE BEST sexy time I've ever experienced. Overall, quite happy! While on it, things ring true in hilarious ways. This strain provided the overwhelming sense of nostalgia I've been looking for. Would be perfect for reliving old cartoons from your childhood. Lonnnng, lingering effect. Still felt a little muddy the following morning. But wasn't "bad".

amazing, sleepy and smoke well! good with bong and joint, really relaxing, hit fast when you light up!!

Great strain here smells so amazing fruity to the max great high definitely a heavy hitter :)

Keeps me on my feet and relaxed! Makes me creative and elated. Since the potency is usually pretty high it also doesn’t take much to get you perfectly comfortable and energetic.

I had a "Grape" Kryptonite, pretty amazing stuff. Smelled of grapes, faint, but it had the scent - looked a bit purple too. It had a slightly sweet aftertaste, like grape tea if it existed. This Kryptonite made me fairly sleepy, although I could fight the sleep, I just didn't want to. I was so chill and mellow, I wanted to just let it happen. Worked for my muscle pain, headache, and cramps (hooray). Tastes a lot sweeter if you vape it.

Form: Badder Brand: Moxie by PurePenn THC: 91% I would be absolutely in excruciating pain if not for this strain, had my gallbladder removed and pain killers don't help at all in comparison to this guy. The Mendocino Purple parents is more dominant in the flavor to me,beautiful amber badder color. When you go to smell it you think to yourself this is how good marijuana is supposed to smell. It alo doesn't leave me with the feeling of needing to cough which is super crucial right now, I will always love this strain for it's amazing pain relieving properties!