Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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Was very popular where I lived in 90’s. It has such a wonderful fruity taste and it really helps relax. Its refreshing. We always called it Krypto or Kryppie buds. Very sticky buds with bright red hairs. Sometimes it was called red hair krypto. I haven’t seen or smoked it in over 20 years. I look forward to finding it again one day but in concentrate form.
My brother has persistent insomnia. I told him I had a strain that's great for sleep. He doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals, so I thought this would be perfect. After smoking he soon fell into a deep slumber and felt ten times better in the morning. Since I have no problems sleeping, it's not really one of my favorite strains. But if you need sleep desperately, give it a try.
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me"
As I suck on the tithe of Mother Teresa herself, I cannot stand to realize that I am a left-handed man in a right-handed world. I peak on the edge of justice and liberty and feel as free as the eagle on a freshly minted quarter.
This strain makes me Superman and Batman at the same time. I am all holy and all satanic, the world is at my fingertips. Not only am I Max from "Where the Wild Things Are", but also I am a great white shark in a fish tank.
Kryptonite is the strain that takes me to Planet Cybertron where I feast with Snoop Dogg, and the Teletubbies. I have never felt so alive, yet so dead.
I honestly have no idea, if I am writing a review, or a memoir.
I can't even think right now....
This is definitely a night time strain. Toked some out of a bong with my buddy and it hit almost immediately and feels really good but it is really heavy. Can get you zoned out for a bit but after the peak it is a really good high that lasts for a while and it helped me a lot with social anxiety.
June 15, 2016
Hybrid indica dominant you can tell became it's a cross with it didn't have a couch lock effects but it did help with pain
December 26, 2014
NYC has sour Cali has Kush and down here we have Kryptonite a true south florida staple
I am pretty new to the cannabis culture however I have tried many strains so far and am just branching out into trying mostly Indica strains. I shot for Sativa straight outta the gate and turns out it wasn't for me. I'm an Indica girl after all! Kryptonite seems to me to be so far THE BEST strain for someone like me. I have ADHD, Bipolar Disorder, Anxiety and Sleep disorders as well. This strain comes on fast but is very mellow with a slight head high and a moderate body high. I like the euphoria and tingly sensations on the skin. Doesn't knock you out like I had hoped it would but I use this one as my after dinner smoke and it is just perfect.