LA Confidential reviews

oh man i messed up bad when i confused this strain with my "daily driver" haha, which is green crack. i had an 8th of both i had picked up the day before, and they were in identical green containers. when i woke up at 5am the next morning all groggy and went for my green crack i guess i grabbed the LA confidental. i then proceeded to load up my gravity bong and take my usual 4-5 morning pulls. i sort of noticed the taste wasn't green cracky but i was half asleep. fast forward 15 minutes and i'm in the shower just sort of spacing out, not really getting clean. at this point i was like "wtf is going on man" and it took me forever to do everything. i figured out my mistake. yikes. wow i am veryy sedated. next i have to take my damn kid to school and he's asking me if i;m awake while i'm driving him there and that pisses me off but i bet i do like a sleep. then, work. ugh. i park and it's like leo trying to get out of the car all fucked up on qualudes in wolf of wall street. my legs don;t work and i'm just a mess. i walk in and my boys know i;m fucked up right away but they promise not to tell melissa the manager. i go to my station and pretend to do my job but i can;t that well. this stuff is knocking me out. at lunch i get made fun of, but i eat probally almost the whole tbell menu lol. in the afternoon i fall asleep at my station. finally work ends and i drive straight home. at home my wife bitched at me but i'm too tired to care. i forgot to pick the kid up at school. so anyway i decided to level myself out with a few gravity pulls of green crack, and then i went upstairs for dinner and talked everybody's ear off haha. weird day. la confidental is strong and only for night time for me from now on.

Appearance: Beautiful deep green and purple hued leaves, orange hairs, and more than a moderate dusting of resin glands. This weed looks really good. Smell: I had a pretty fresh eighth of this strain from a local grower. Super loud aroma hits 2 seconds after the jar is opened. Some interesting scents here: earthy pine, damp soil, lemongrass musk. kind off skunky but not overwhelmingly so. Taste: The weed burns slow and smooth and has a surprisingly nice aftertaste. Kind of wooden and citrusy taste in my mouth after smoking it, it was actually quite pleasant. Usually I don't like how my mouth tastes after smoking lol. Effect: Right after my first hit I could feel relaxation going straight to my legs and back. Very physical effects right off, head felt the slightest bit bigger and a bit floaty feeling even, limbs felt heavier and more relaxed. However, I didn't feel intensely sleepy or like I had no energy to do anything. And there was a nice cerebral buzz that accompanied this full body stone. Overall an excellent toke. Very impressed by this indica hybrid. Taste:

Man I love this strain! LA needs to add Texas to the Confidential stuff lol... it does all of the above great for me!! I will add this one to my “special occasion” pick ups & relaxed off days doing work on my laptop. The taste matters to me to; it has that smoke candy taste lol

Anyone else think this tastes like peanut butter?! I love it! HUGE FAN of the flower and the rosin I’ve had, both from Trulieve. Might be my favorite indica so far and I’ve been at it for almost 20 years.

This is one of the top 5 PTSD strains and I have been looking for it forever! It is deep purple, like darker than the GDP around here which is awesome! I got this from Leaves of grass so this is mostly true popcorn, it is small, fluffy buds but is smokes really well still! It packs a punch, chilled me out right away which is what I need, and I prefer this over Pog for sure. It is pretty skunky which I love. I got 3.5g.

For an indica, it made me feel so wiggly. The boyfriend and I started our usual evening wind-down routine of netflix and chilling while high. Definitely started getting the psychedelic effects. I couldn't stop talking about art and doing so in prose. I got mild hallucinations, seeing patterns move on the walls and ceiling. Dancing mandalas. Then we migrated to the bedroom. We then proceeded to have mind-melting, slavish, indulgent, delicious, earth-shattering sex. The kind of sex that stops time; where every campaign is a deep dive into the depths into the under-dark of your psyche. Long enough where I had to beg for a break twice or else my sanity would be broken beyond repair. It was experiencing pure rapture suspended in a room of infinity mirrors where the only way out was a screaming orgasm before you dissolved into the black abyss. I am laying here the next morning wondering if it was all just a dream...I still feel so spent... Tldr: 11/10 strain - expected relaxation and got a night I will never forget.

If I’m agitated and moody and then smoke LA Confidential indica strain, it eases me into a zen-like mode and puts me at ease and makes me feel extremely calm. Perfect for anxiety and stress. This makes me breathe slower but it’s a heavy psychedelic affect. Makes you feel like things don’t exist. This would be a good strain to meditate with. Also a good strain to listen to music to and look at pictures. Perfect before bedtime.

Gassssss it hits so clean so smooth