Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
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October 10, 2017
Just took a toke out of my piece of this strain. Not too much because I wanted to be able to concentrate on the effects. At first I didn't feel much but man does it come out of no where. I looked down at my phone and looked up and the feeling was awesome! I feel vibrant yet very relaxed. And not a body glued to the bed relaxed but a very uplifting relaxation feeling.
Definitely reminiscent of gg#4, some of the best looking bud I have ever had the pleasure of attaining
Potent smell. Good hits. Very relaxing high with this one too. I would highly recommend this indica!
Couchlocker. Do not use unless you have nothing to do that day.
Wow.. I've never written a review before but Monster Cookies has got me typing. I am on a cloud playing Destiny 2 without a care in the world. I feel almost dreamy, psychedelic, mellow.. Honestly how a good indica should feel. Lovin it. If you see it try it!! Join me on my cloud..
February 13, 2019
idk if it's just the clinics i went to but i got monster cookies twice from 2 different spots and i was not impressed at all and why do they got this strain under indica and it's a hybrid
I absolutely adore this strain. It’s very cinnamon/clove for me. Makes my mouth dry kinda cinnamon tastey dry. I am enjoy how spacey I am. No anxiety, no depression. Relaxed and out of this fucking realm. I am so glad I took this chance on it.
I use cannabis primarily for anxiety, pain, depression (or mania) insomnia and muscle spasms. I have bipolar disorder (Type 1, Severe), with social and general anxiety disorders.
I've tried several different strains, but this one is probably my least favorite so far. It'll quell an anxiety attack either just after or just before it really gets rolling. It's alright for insomnia, and will let me stay awake if I need to. It's pretty good with pain. Similar to a narcotic, it kills minor pain, but with major pain, such as a bad backache or in my case, knee pain, I still feel the pain; I just don't give a shit about it. It's great for depression. It instantly lifts my mood for a while, until I start to come down.
The euphoria does hit first, the 20% sativa acting more quickly than the 80% indica of the strain, leaving my mind able to accept the body-high. It relaxes me, but not enough that I *have* to take a nap. It gives me a brief case of the giggles, which I like.
It disconnects me from the things around me, and I do, in fact, feel more introspective, and it usually inspires me to shut the hell up. (This is a blessing for others, I'm sure.) The spacey feeling also sets in.
This stuff doesn't hit as quickly as some strains. But once it does, it washes over me nicely.
The coughing is pretty nasty. It's like I can't stop. And the scent is STRONG. Normally, my house doesn't smell like pot very often, what with four cigarette smokers in the house (I'm the heaviest smoker), and the whole house just REEKS of the stuff. It smells like a Weezer concert.
However, there are some definite drawbacks for me.
When coming down, it seems like the anxiety and depression that was initially stopped comes back with a vengeance. Some strains that have paranoia or anxiety as negative effects sometimes don't affect me, but this one did. Hard. I had myself a nice little freakout and I tend to be cranky and bitchy after the comedown.
For insomnia, it isn't great. Yes, I can get to sleep when I'm supposed to, but the sleep isn't nearly as deep as I could get with other strains. It calms the muscle spasms in my legs I often get when I'm trying to get to sleep, but not as much as others. It also leaves me groggy. And crabby.
Those around me have noticed that I don't have a spectacularly good reaction to this one. And once it was pointed out to me, I noticed that after three days of smoking this stuff (tried morning, afternoon and evening), it has become patently obvious that this is not the strain for me.
Naturally, because of my brain chemistry, it's possible that this is only a "me" thing. But usually when trying new strains, the properties that are listed for a particular strain are remarkably close to what I'm "supposed" to experience.
This stuff will do in a pinch, but I wouldn't personally use it for the symptoms I listed for myself because the side effects far outweigh the benefits for me.