Monster Cookies reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.

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June 9, 2015
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Ok. Let me start off by expressing my love of the real Girl Scout Cookies strain. Such a great balance and hybrid in general. With that said, if you're looking for something a little less in your face that is the signature of GSC but still want that lingering somewhere in background of a nice zoney cloud of purple-fused introspection and contemplation, well this may be just what you're looking for. Almost like GSC is in the backseat and GDP is driving, and controlling the radio. Heh. I found that it still allowed me to get stuff done and be creative but definitely more sedative. But not a traditional indica, definitely a hybrid leaning in that direction. This is a great one for dealing with stress while having to do things you don't necessarily want to do. Or zone out on a project. Some indicas I find you can drift to a negative space if you're dealing with some things that life deals you. This one puts a smile on your face once you've crossed that threshold and gives you enough get up and go. But not too much. Had a bowl of Monster Cookies before this and a small taste of Dutch Treat, so things are good. @.@ Still love me some GSC though. This is a nice down-shift. Would have been perfect if it was like 60/40 Indica dominate reverse of the original. But it's cool. It's all cool, man.
January 1, 2016
TOP SHELF MONSTER ..... Best Cookie Strain Out Right Now
April 16, 2015
one of my new favorites. all the effects of an indica while still maintaining that uplifted focus I generally get from sativas
February 18, 2016
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When you get a good bag of this, hit the lights! This is Girl Scout Cookies in full on indica zone. The frosted-out purple orange buds are some of the most dense around. A half ounce is probably only 10 rock-like buds. Cuts up impressive, like velvet in the grinder. Great top shelf strain that brings interesting indica backing and effects to the Girl Scout party.
July 20, 2016
Definitely in my top 5 strains 💪🏾💪🏾🔥🔥
January 2, 2017
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My new favorite strain. Hits hard and stays heavy. Definitely an evening/night time strain. Prepare for the worst munchies of your life.
April 22, 2019
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Excellent strain for pain. I am a New Jersey medical patient for severe back pain. I have 6 herniations, 6 tears, and I have undergone 1 lumbar laminectomy discectomy and a 5 level thoracic laminectomy, discectomy, rhizotomies, facet blocks, and 5 level stem cell injections from T5-T10. I am 2 weeks post thoracic spine surgery and this strain has truly been a lifesaver. I am prone to horrible anxiety periodically when I smoke and 9/10 I get the “racing heart feeling”, but I’ve learned to control it being a daily smoker for pain mgmt. with that being said Monster Cookies has not given me any anxiety or racing heart feeling. It has left me in a calm relaxed state while drastically decreasing my pain. It is more effective for pain then the 80mg of oxycodone I have to take daily in order to be able to function. This is by far the best strain I have found for pain so far. I like to mix it was a little bit of critical mass or AC/DC to get a high dose of CBD along with the calm serenity of Monster Cookies’ THC. If you are in pain this is the strain for you. It’s very fruity and tastes like grape blueberry.
July 22, 2017
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Excellent strain! Always looking for a good strain for pain, this definitely hits the nail on the head!

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