Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
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smoking the flower out of a glass pipe...
effects nice smooth relaxing body high, strong cerebral high.
My absolute favorite strain of the cookie fam. One joint and I’m relieved of all pain and most of all, every ounce of stress. I️ would recommend this to be smoked after you’re done with all activities because you will just melt into wherever you sit.
Down to earth high. Flavorful berry taste.
Top shelf quality purchased in So Cal. Emerald green with dull rusty hairs and just a few bits of purple here and there. Light in appearance because these flowers are extremely frosty; the stickiness backs that claim up. Smell, I can't pin down. It's slightly sweet with citrus and a bit of artificial white grape. When vaped the flavor is about the same, when smoked it matures to this really sweet oatmeal raisin flavor that's pleasing. The high is very euphoric and body relaxing. Relaxation extends to the head, but it's not a head high and I felt very clear. Senses are heightened and I'm a bit more talkative; should be an interesting strain for anxiety. Certainly feels like a strain for a more experienced smoker, I can see the really loose, relaxed body effect making novices either feel uncomfortable or luring them to sleep.
March 21, 2017
I got this by the name purple space cookies. Has really strong taste and smell. Reminds me of grape coolaid with lots of sugar. Nice and strong buzz.
Not to sound crass, but this gave me a boner, then made me fall asleep. Woke up, still had the boner.
I love this strain!
So this strain was my first from a legit dispensary. I'm so used to street bud so I was super excited to try something really good. Newbie here so bare with my review guys. To me, the smell when I first opened the jar was amazingly good and strong. Loaded with sticky trichomes and earthy goodness. Best bud I've ever seen in person. Two hits from a bong and I had a near panic attack. I learned my lesson. It is really smooth and has a sweet after-taste to it. The euphoria was really intense for me and the body lock was just what I was looking for. It didn't take long to affect me either. I'm so happy I got to try something this good so I HIGHLY recommend this strain for those looking at the indica direction. Take it easy if you're new to good bud such as this like me, it kicked my butt, but I'm gonna do it again soon!
Monster Cookies: Premier Grand Cru Classe
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What do I think?
Ok. Here goes.
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I've smoked strains with little visible trichomes, and still gotten very stoned.
And... Ive smoked strains with little visible frost, and been very disappointed.
But... whenever I've smoked strains absolutely smeared in ice droplets and thick
frosty fields, I always get smacked in the face with a good, if not great high.
Monster Cookies is covered in crystal fields, so super saturated, the trichomes
dominate the landscape. I always look with an 8x loop at the pot I buy. To see the
trichome size, color, density... its everywhere on MC. Its beautiful to see and look at.
Oh, shizzz… dont somke to much of this. You go right to couch lock down. All warm n fuzzy.
Feels like I'm wearing head to toe bunny pajamas. Its awesome. I'm never coming out.
The first hit I had of this was hours ago when my weed man came by. We dry herb vaped.
My own homemade set up.
Monster Cookie started as very up and chatty. We talked for a while.
Very bright. Very uplifting. Its still that way.
Just now, I feel the true power of this weed because Ive taken 2 more big packs since... and whammy.
Its strong. And I am seasoned. Love it.
For the first time in some time. I used the phrase, "I'm Baked". I haven't felt baked in a sometime.
Well. Call me Betty Crocker. Cause I'm a baking fool.
Some strains leave my brain cage space alone... other words, I feel high and I feel very clear...
This Monster Cookie is NOT something I would do something too serious on. It creeps into my brain
cage space. Which is great. I love it. Ugh, everything is so serious... except my 2 cats. What a life.
I would buy a pound of this weed. Its that good.
Novices go easy.
This weed is not a high, its an adventure.
Enjoy
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