Mr. Nice Guy reviews

Totally a pre sleep smoke. First time it knocked me out quick which wasted my high. 2nd time I speed-balled with a venti coffee and was able to reduce the effects to a strong couch lock. Good for sleep disorders bad for wake-n-bakes or daytime activities.

Picked this strain at several different places. Mr. Nice is so nice :) . I love this strain! Not for daytime, soo lazy. Totally glued to the chair for about an hour. And it torpedoed my pain... I couldn't feel my body for a bit and all I did was sit and giggle. And made me wish I had a bf to chase around the bedroom after that :D. I will get this in the future!

I love the coloring of this strain. It's so dark purple that it's almost black with little bits of green peaking through here and there. Covered with crystals to the point of having to scrape them off my fingers. There isn't a lot of leaf but the leaves themselves are worthy of remaining untrimmed. The pods themselves are full and dense supporting a good amount of hair too. Very smooth hitting with pleasant mild flavor. The smell is very strong and distinct but not typical with a hint of something that almost smells of nutmeg. The high comes on pretty powerfully but in a smooth controlled way. Hard to describe. Feels like it's about to knock you over but never quite does and some how you know it.

Amsterdam's Garden Mr. Nice Guy is an indica dominant strain that was accidentally discovered by the U.S. Government during biological research. It is a cross between Hash and G-13. Also popularized in the movie "Half-Baked". It has frosty purplish leaves that taste fruity, yet strong enough to convince people that they are smoking Hash and Ganja. This is a great strain for those seeking pain relief.

A favorite to find when available this strong indica is great for relaxation, sleep, and helping with any stomach ailments. Great for appetite loss

Although for many years I preferred the strongest of Indicas (Diablo OG, Big Daddy Purple, etc.), I took a two-year abstinence period to lower my tolerance as part of my ascetic lifestyle, and when in late 2015 I started toking again, for some unknown reason, I developed a passionate love of Sativas, yet only like Indicas. As before, my tolerance has slowly risen again, but I am moderate in my use and it pays off. I usually only need a bowl or two to get nice and toasty. I've heard it said that you can never get the same high you had when you first experienced it. "That will always be a carrot on a stick." And I believed it too, as I had never again an experience so vibrant, emotionally intense and almost hallucinogenic. That beautifully euphoric and perpetually distant high is gone forever . . . at least, that's what I thought. And then I smoked a single, average-sized bowl of Mr. Nice, two or three medium-sized hits from my sectional metallic pipe. Having waited impatiently all day to smoke, having read so many good things about the strain, I set the pipe down and seriously beginning to feel dismayed. Nothing! Not even a buzz. Dejectedly, I began grinding another bowl to try again. "What a rip-off! More like Mr. Not-So-Nice," I was thinking. And then, less than a second later, I was *LIT*. And I mean lit like napalm. For a moment I forgot what I was doing as the sound of "Because I Got High" from my laptop faded into the background and I could hear my heartbeat as loudly as a Pioneer speaker, it was all I could do to keep from bursting into laughter. It's a highly euphoric, head/body mixture high that can be VERY strong depending on how much you smoke. It's the closest I've ever felt to the very first time I experienced getting stoned. I *highly* recommend the slightly-sweet, subtle yet powerful scented super nice strain to anyone. It really *is* nice! The high lasted quite a bit longer than many other similar Indicas, too, at approximately 3.5-5.75 hours (average of the seven times I smoked it the last three days). It made me actually reevaluate my favorite sub-species (Indica vs Sativa). And unlike many strains, I have very minimal cotton mouth! =)

Unlike the above contradictory remarks about how Mr. Nice makes people both tired and energetic at the same time, let me tell you a little bit about the cordial but not so cordial welcoming Mr. Nice bestowed upon my very own butt-hole! After spreading my cheeks wide and putting Mr.Nice in my mouth, I was hungry. Three entire peanut butter (NO JELLY!) sandwiches later I was stuffed. Two hours later an assault reigned down on my defenseless toilet bowl so heinous, that i found myself apologizing to the bidet for any harm i may have caused his dear friend. You see, Mr. Nice is Mr. Wrong when it comes to you and your butt-hole....or at least me and my butt-hole. Honest confession; I'm a man! But outside of being just a man, i've taken some very serious shits in my days. And while i'm gonna be perfectly candid with myself and tell myself that I understand this post is childish and immature, my backside pooh hole cannot go on another day without explaining or letting be known the events of last night. Never, and I mean NEVER, has anything so foul come out from behind me and reeked havoc to such a degree, then the shit that dropped out from behind me last night. Did I mention it gets worse? Of course not! But it did. The back bowl pooh stains that blemished the deep thoroughs of my toilet last night are still surmounting a heavy offensive this morning. What was three independent drops has now amassed to a back wall of brown, similar to that of paint dripping down a canvas, which cannot be sponged, loofahed, or flushed away. As I sit here I worry about what's gonna cum out next and how much more damage it's going to inflict. I prey thee take my advice to heart! While some of you will experience some of the more common side effects of Mr. Nice, others of you will not. And if you are one of the few who just so happens to fall into my category, sore butt-cheeks, foul aromas, and tarnished toilet bowls are but a few of the things you should could come to expect when inhaling Mr. Nice through your nostrils or mouth. May Jesus and Allah smile down on you with the force of a thousand angels!!! -Matt

Just smoked a joint of this around a hour ago. High creeps on you, in the beginning you feel active and the mind/ body high is strong. Wears off into a very relaxing body high and hungriness. Feels very relaxing, nugs are dense and dark. Smells kind of sour. Would recommend this a couple hours before going to bed.