Northern Lights reviews

Not that great hella overrated

No words. I see why it’s the best. I think I had this once as a teen and whoa. I thought it was laced with something in the illegal days- guess it was that much more potent back in the day. All I have to say is Woah. Never again. I never want to be that far gone again. I was discovering new dimensions and didn’t know what I was doing ( almost like two things at once and in one room at the same time as the other) and paranoid - did not help me sleep because I was too paranoid. Thought I was going to not wake up and wrote my own eulogy from the other side and could see them through a mirror and I was in my phone but it was like a computer game and it was my last connection to someone before my end and I have to get them to help me get out and was praying Jesus help me. I have never ever ever been this tore up my whole life and never want to do it again! Way way too far out there. It’s defiently like some old 90s stuff we use to get back in the day.... really good stuff you don’t even remember what happened the night before. Couch locked, everything slow moving, Ice cream sounds good. Uplifting, dry mouth. VERY inquisitive and retrospective. Makes you think of all your 246 thoughts at once and you have go through each of them layer by layer... so four hours later you’re still trying to figure out which one you want to use to move forward. Dystopian daydreams about just being a robot ans used as a drone to do messy work and then would get my mind reprogrammed for a new project. Are we sure this isn’t laced with something, myyyy goodness. Can’t say this relaxed me at all, but definetly slowed down time... oh yeah and don’t smoke this in a hotel room. Almost set off the fire alarm!! 😳 Most smoke you’ll ever see in your life! Remember to take it easy if you’re using a cartridge. Only 4 stars because I almost died - or did sort of but was pulled back. Thank you Jesus! Have to be in a good mood for this. 😥. Good luck. NOT for beginners!

Test

Fine

Dreamy and happy

Great strain to put you in a very relaxed state of mind. My personal favorite for staying glued to the couch.

5 stars for the terpenes alone! It's like taking a deep breath full of old growth pine trees. I tried this out a couple of nights for sleep. A few observations: body high, cerebral / a bit of psychedelic vision and thoughts, sleepy after about an hour. I noticed I had to get up in the middle of the night to medicate more but works well overall.

Good strain to relax and play videogames. Pine and earthy taste not bad but not excellent. Good couchlock.