Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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May 1, 2016
it's basically what it's namesake says. It carries you away to paradise on a locomotive of perfection. I went to the best rec shop in Tacoma at Green Collar Club and picked up a gram of Phat Panda's pineapple express strain because when I want to try a bud for the first time I go thru them because they're green is top of the line. The first hit was amazingly tropical and insanely smooth on the exhale. At first I tasted pure pineapple, but then it changed to where I could've sworn I just bit into a ripe juicy mango. The instant relaxed euphoria I felt from this hybrid totally reminds me of the islands. Totally chill and happy, but not couch locked. Make this summer even better.
Grower: Yerba Buena
Medical Issues: Bipolar Disorder, PTSD, Neurological Disorder NOS, Linalool Allergy
I found this strain excellent for the treatment of my current PTSD related struggles and the depressive aspects of my mood disorder. Mentally, I experienced an increased ability to recognize and address repetitive negative thoughts as well as nurture concepts of patience and self-love. Increased attentional focus and fascination with present stimuli without feeling overwhelmed or distracted. Physically, the phrase "slow but steady" comes to mind. Did little to help with my chronic pain and muscle spasms, but I got through the day.
This strain is my number one strain! I have a complicated case of Hashimoto's Hypothyroid, and because of this also suffer from Fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Adrenal Fatigue, and IBS. As well as having anxiety. This strain handles all of these issues perfectly. Without it, it is often difficult to do daily tasks and get up at a decent hour. With this strain though I feel like superwomen, I'm up dancing in the morning and feel like a new person. I was even able to go to an event where I stood and danced for 6 hours straight because of this strain. That's something I haven't been able to do for years! This strain is incredible at helping chronic pain, lack of energy, nausea/stomach pain, lack of apetite, and anxiety. Pineapple Express lets me feel like a normal person again.
A classic strain, when I hit it, the only emotion I can feel is happiness. This is what I use when I am feeling depressed, I swear on my life this strain has saved my life from depression quite a few times. Suicidal? Light it up. However, the one downside is intense dry mouth. I highly recommend this strain to people with severe major depressive disorder, it lets you feel happiness that you forgot you could feel.
What's G👀D Familia?! Well after finally accepting My Man's invitation to His "MC"❇️ Spot. He has a Nice selection. I took home the some Pineapple🚄 & WoW!! I'm smoking in a 🥭 flavored wrap and I'm only 1/2 way and writing this on my wake and bake!! I feel Nice lvl headed ready to start My day.
Pain dropped 8-7 not over anxious but ready to talk 2 some1 bout anything LoL 🤣 I'm tripping 🙃 😂 anyway enjoy the smoke is Smooth not harsh or heavy 😎. Take Care Stay Safe ☝🏼❤✌🏼🙏🏼
after 1 minute of the exhale, I literally said "....holy f@$%" apparently my upper body was in pain before smoking this, because now it feels incredible, no oain, just a light fuzzy tingle...truly bliss. similar to Maui wowie, another fave of mine. if you haven't tried it, do it! It's always a good time
Energizing, uplifting, euphoric, an excellent and 🍍deeeelicious🍍 top shelf go-to Sativa hybrid. A strain worthy of the hype, sweet smell of pineapple and tropics, even sweeter taste of tropics. Smoked flower, vaped carts, never been disappointed . It is energizing, best enjoyed outdoors if you want to really indulge and enjoy all she can offer. Or not, each person is different, but nobody will miss the euphoria, and in my case, mad munchies...and i rarely get them. Food always tastes better and all, but I don't get much full-on munchies after 25+ years of tokin'. This strain does it. It's all that 👍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍👍
I smoke pineapple express only one time in my life. Everybody tells me its a good powerfull amazing shit. But seriously, its a good strain but not "that" amazing. Pretty cool real pinneapple or fruity fruit smell. Compact buds with shiny orange spot.