Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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this is the kind of weed that makes me want to go on an adventure
I just started smoking this strain a little before I work out. It’s an amazing strain for exercise. It makes you feel focused, energized and happy. It also offers this calming effect which helps you get in the zone.
Pineapple Express from Cresco Labs is available in PA and is an instant favorite for me. This strain boasts the high levels of terpinolene (citrus, gassy, tropical, sweet) I'm always after. The flower, CO2 & Liquid Live Resin products are phenomenal and consistent across board with each batch and over the products available with this strain.
Regardless of the grower, and the processors, this strain is easily recognizable. It will hit you fast at any potency but the initial intensity will not last too long, so don't worry if you feel it quite a bit and have somewhere to be. It will accumulate in your sinuses and may be slightly harsh or tickle the throat if you prefer more floral and softer flavors. It will relax you and give you that dry, soft comfortable feeling with growing, lasting flavors behind your nose and on your taste buds after you put it down. Great for relaxing the body a little bit, resolving away muscle pain and soreness but will allow your mind and creativity to flow.
This strain will melt away stressful thoughts and anxiety and leave you happy and open to socializing. Enjoy!
Method: Opus Xtracts Pineapple Express Cartridge (85.9% THC)
Aroma: Smelled like some sweet cannabis. 1/1 Star.
Taste: Definitely closer to the flower in a joint than most vape companies truly go but I'm a terp girl so a little more pineapple kick would be cool. Very natural taste just like they promised. 1.5/2 Star.
Feel: One sneaky mf. We laughed at the absurdity of pants. The idea of them and that if you used a sewing machine on some fabric twice you could make some of the fanciest $600 pairs with practice. I felt like I was moving slowly but really enjoyed moving. Make sure you're all set for bed before you do this because you'll be fucking fried. It can get visual and almost psychedelic on higher doses. After my childhood friend and I said goodnight and I got in bed I felt like I was melting like butter on a steak. My mouth was so freaking dry and my eye were bloodshot too. It was a treat but one puff set me down good, a little too good for a daily strain. Not a functional high but enjoyable. Didn't make me hungry but great for some treat yo self dining. 1.75/2 Stars.
Ranking: I was visiting a friend not in the Bay Area and I'm gonna need us to catch up because this 85% THC actually knocked me on my butt in a good way. Good antidepressant. This some Burning Man weed. All aboard!
Total: 4.25/5 Stars.
March 10, 2019
This pineapple express is good stuff🏆💯, it has that 🦡Skunk Smell to it Tho😣, I brought me 14 grams of it,😆🙌🏾man this Shit is Awesome, unfortunately I was having a little bit of paranoia😨, What I love about the Hybrid, when you get the Paranoid attacks😨, it Happen only for a short time,Than it goes away, it’s not like Sativa, For example sour diesel, will have you paranoid for about 2 to 3 hours😨Lol. If you a hybrid lover like me, I highly recommend Pineapple Express💯💪🏾, the feeling is so good, So Layback😆🙌🏾 😂Love the Movie 🎥 Too🏆
Great daytime strain for any type of "fun" oriented activity like video games, outdoor sports, etc. Go have an adventure with this stuff, you won't be disappointed.
By far favorite for depression... I cant say how much this has kicked my depression in the face and I was in the deep in without floaties or a joint !
very dizzy but enjoyable, blurry high.