Pineapple Express reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.

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March 28, 2017
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There is a reason they named a movie after this strain! I found this in the lowest price bracket at my go-to pot shop, and it ended up being my favorite strain in months, even over pricier strains. Pineapple sweet and sour flavors- oh my wow! Tastes so good!! Very psychoactive- great for creative endeavors. At times, when I smoked too much, the high bordered on paranoid, but I was usually able to zen myself back to center pretty quickly. And I'll take a slight paranoia over couch lock, any day. I did not feel bogged down, and was able to stay active, even when I wanted to get super baked. This sativa lover was 100% happy with this hybrid!
March 11, 2018
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Smell: I've tried Pineapple Express several times and each time the smell fills up the whole room haha. Definitely LOUD PACK Certified (check mark). If you're living at home or in another persons space definitely worth keeping in a sealed jar if you can. Taste: The taste is in the name, as rare as that sounds. Extremely smooth, I smoke flower with papers or blunts. Cough friendly forsure, if you're not a fan of the "marijuana" taste you won't have that here, very appealing and fruity. Roll-ability: 10/10, this may be a weird field to review but if you love the art of rolling, doesn't matter how fresh a strain may be, some just don't let you get those perfect L joints, cones, blunts etc. High: You can view the effects I personally felt while smoking Pineapple Express (Creative, Energetic, Focused, Talkative). Extremely talkative and focused, as I went from just talking about work and making jokes for ages with the hommie, then straight to playing cards and winning obviously with the aided focus. Very nice balanced hybrid where you can enjoy a productive day with no down moments because hey, you're high, be happy.
December 30, 2017
One of the best strains out there in my opinion. I have Anxiety and Panic Attacks so i usually only smoke high CBD indicas. When i first saw this strain i knew i had to try it. The smell was so tropical and fruity, and the taste was sweet and smooth. I found that the high set in very lightly so i didn't get that overwhelmed anxious feeling. i felt more clear minded and able to carry a conversation. Super productive high with no 'couch lock' at all. I loved it, and every time i see it i don't hesitate to get more. I recommend this strain to absolutely everyone! 10/10
November 5, 2018
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Great for depression/alcoholism
March 12, 2020
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I have pretty severe generalized anxiety, severe depression, ADHD and insomnia. More often lately, I'm seeking cannabis for my depression and anxiety. As a rule of Thumb, bud tenders have steered me away from Sativas, and more towards Indicas. I bought a Pineapple Express 1-1, as much CBD as THC content per cart, and it does not disappoint. This strain is high in Caryophyllene and Limonene, which actually reduce anxiety. For a Sativa, this strain is now at the top of my list. (Some paranoia) I actually can intake before work and function very productively, long laughs, euphoric but crystal clear alertness... I'm looking forward to trying its flower.
March 1, 2023
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My favorite strain. It gives me a Jolly feeling.
August 11, 2011
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I'm not even sure if I should review this yet, because it's still so early into the high, but I decided to keep a journal of my experience, so here it goes: 8:00pm: This stuff is pretty dang good. It was only $28/8th and with all the hype, I just HAD to pick it up. I keep hearing in these reviews how happy it makes everyone, and I guess that is a pretty good word for it. Smoked one bowl, got 4 decent-sized hits off of it, you know, where you don't really PUSH yourself, you just inhale til you feel full! I definitely have a head buzz with that lovely pressure feeling in your sinuses (the good kind, not the bad!). A small body buzz, nothing crazy, just the enhanced sensitivity to touch that I get from almost all strains. 8:45pm: Just got back from the store, had some major munchies so my girlfriend and I are cooking up a pizza and some garlic bread. Buzz is starting to come down sadly, but I'm still technically high. Stuff is still funnier, my concentration is still a bit lacking, and I still have some awful munchies and some cottonmouth. Still happier than normal, but not quite the uncontrollable ecstaticness that I had at first, leaves me wanting to smoke more to keep it back up until I decide to wind down for bed. Any body buzz/heady feeling is pretty much gone. All in all, a pretty good strain I'd say. Worth picking up if you can find some that's at a good price, or some that's REALLY crystally and well-grown to it's maximum potential.
February 14, 2016
Very fun strain, gives you the giggles and makes you feel incredibly light and carefree, the comedown is a sleepy one so you get the best of both worlds.

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