Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Best smelling flower! Like pure pineapple juice. Nice head high, very productive no sluggishness once the high wears off. More energetic than Tangie but weaker than Durban Poison. Pretty dense and frosty. I can vape this all day and never get that groggy feeling.
July 13, 2017
I smoked Pineapple Express and 20 minutes later I ended on the roof of a church singing Andaconda by Nicki Manaj. It's great mixing this with Sour D, absolutely perfect blend in my opinion especially with big groups!
Wow. All I can say is…….wow! This stuff is hot! I was a little worried that Pineapple Express wouldn’t live up to all the hype created by the movie, but it’s actually all I expected and more. But then again, as my regular readers will know, I’m a huge Sativa fan.
Pineapple Express is exactly the strain I’ve been looking for. It has a lovely, complex flavor and provides a full-on, straight-to-the-head Sativa blast, but will relax the shit out of your body too. It was also very smooth-smoking, not harsh at all, and didn’t make me cough too bad. I think this may be my new favorite strain!
Purchased From: Desert Cannabuds Delivery Service in Calexico, CA
Looks: The buds were a super pale shade of green with brighter green highlights, and they were some of the frostiest buds I’ve ever seen in my life. Tiny, pure white crystals filled up every nook and cranny of every bud and there was also nice array of long, dark brown hairs.
Taste/Smell: The taste and smell of Pineapple Express is absolutely amazing! As soon as I opened my medicine bottle and had a whiff, I was in love. I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but when I smell certain types of really good weed I have a tendency to blush and get tingles all over my body. Pineapple Express did this to me instantly. It's super fruity and slightly skunky, just like I like it!
I’m reminded of Seth Rogan’s reaction to smelling a bag of Pineapple Express in the movie ‘Pineapple Express‘:
“I want to live in here! I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day!”
God’s vagina indeed.
Buzz: This is the best part. As I said before, Pineapple Express went straight to my head. This is the kind of weed that will lift you out of any funk instantly, providing inspiration and motivation. If you want to hang on the couch all day being lazy and play video games, go smoke some Kush. Pineapple Express will make you want to paint a picture or sing a song. It will make you want to take a hike in the woods or play your guitar. It’s very ‘uppy’ weed and the buzz lasts for hours.
In other words, this is some GOOD SHIT.
In case you missed it, here’s the clip from ‘Pineapple Express’ that I referenced above:
http://thechronic-le.blogspot.com/2011/05/medical-marijuana-strain-review_31.html
One of my favorite strains, smells amazing, doesn't give me anxiety or panic like a lot of other strains. Just a dreamy giggly headband-feeling.
Great for anxiety & sleep! May cause a headache and some dizziness, just take it slowly. My pain definitely subsided & the flavor isn’t pungent like other strains. This is a go-to and a must have. Insomnia finally has a remedy!!
Overall a great strain. I have bipolar II and this really helps even me out, especially when I'm depressed. I felt like this strain made me really euphoric and introspective at the same time. It wasn't great for socializing but it was a life saver during a panic attack. I personally prefer indica strains- something that's more relaxing and great for hanging with buds (pun intended). Every once and a while I'd feel the slightest bit nauseous after smoking it, but the feeling went away pretty fast.
Hands down dopest dope I've ever smoked.
This strain is one of the best highs that I have ever had.