Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Get shit done strain!!
with just one hit I started feeling the effects. feels like I'm floating on the ocean with slow waves moving me along, very relaxing and makes me feel a little confident.
i’m allergic to real pineapple so this was heaven-sent for me!
I can barely put into words the creative state I enter from PeX.
This is mine and my partners go-to strain for tension headache relief. It also helps lower the pain a bit for cluster headaches. I can still work and be productive while using this strain.
Method: Opus Xtracts Pineapple Express Cartridge (85.9% THC)
Aroma: Smelled like some sweet cannabis. 1/1 Star.
Taste: Definitely closer to the flower in a joint than most vape companies truly go but I'm a terp girl so a little more pineapple kick would be cool. Very natural taste just like they promised. 1.5/2 Star.
Feel: One sneaky mf. We laughed at the absurdity of pants. The idea of them and that if you used a sewing machine on some fabric twice you could make some of the fanciest $600 pairs with practice. I felt like I was moving slowly but really enjoyed moving. Make sure you're all set for bed before you do this because you'll be fucking fried. It can get visual and almost psychedelic on higher doses. After my childhood friend and I said goodnight and I got in bed I felt like I was melting like butter on a steak. My mouth was so freaking dry and my eye were bloodshot too. It was a treat but one puff set me down good, a little too good for a daily strain. Not a functional high but enjoyable. Didn't make me hungry but great for some treat yo self dining. 1.75/2 Stars.
Ranking: I was visiting a friend not in the Bay Area and I'm gonna need us to catch up because this 85% THC actually knocked me on my butt in a good way. Good antidepressant. This some Burning Man weed. All aboard!
Total: 4.25/5 Stars.
Hands down one of my favorites. Happy, calm, euphoric. No drowsiness or anxiety.
I have pretty severe anxiety and depression; I’m currently treating my anxiety with Zoloft, and while it works well for that, it honestly doesn’t do much for my depression. I started my cannabis journey with CBD, hoping to help with my PMDD, and fell down a rabbit hole. Ringo’s Gift, Sour Tsunami, and Remedy were godsends. I eventually decided to venture further into higher THC strains, but had a really hard time finding one that didn’t send my anxiety off on a rocket. One day, while in a dispensary that isn’t my usual, I saw Pineapple Express for $2 a gram. I remembered reading about it being really great for depression, so I decided to give it a shot.
I am SO glad I did.
When I vape it (I use an Atmos Jump), it is like a moderate sedative. My eyes get heavy, my face relaxes, and the part of my brain that is forever thinking negative thoughts just chills the fuck out and lets me enjoy things. I get negligible to no anxiety. My mood just completely changes. I can sleep, but I can also start a task and complete it (which is extra awesome because I also have ADD and it can make life miserable). I sometimes use it throughout the day (when I know I won’t be driving) and I’m able to stay calmly productive, and pretty much take things in stride. I feel so NORMAL. Except, you know, high lol. In my opinion, it’s a very healing strain.
If you’re like me and you struggle to find effective medication to treat your depression, absolutely give this a try. It’s beautiful :)