Purple Cream reviews

I live in sac town and I remember when this strain started hitting dispensaries here around 2009 or so. Alot of ppl aren't sure what strains were crossed to make this beautiful plant. I have a good friend whose been growing for over 25 yrs, an old OG hippie. I wanted him to prove to me that purple cream really was (purple urkle x GDP x purple urkle), so he grew it and sure enough it had the same look,smell, taste, and the same warm bodied, couchlock but euphoric thoughts, and that was when I was sold on this strain and will pick it up ANYTIME its available. My buddy grew it from scratch cuz he can STRAIGHT UP GROW! He yielded 4 lbs from his greenhouse in his backyard and was curious as to what quality he grew so he sold a lb to a local dispensary and the results came back A WHOPPING 27% THC and he also managed to squeeze a lil under 3% CBD in it too which helped ALOT since it had such high THC for an indica, this can lead to paranoia in many people, CBD tends to take away the paranoia and CBD is also highly medicinal helping ppl with seizures along with countless other ailments. I bought numerous batches of this strain and I def know that this plant grows VERY SIMILAR if not IDENTICAL batches as long as u TRULY know how to grow as I started purchasing this strain back in '09 and it's now 2015, I've got it from numerous different dispensaries to this day and the perfect quality remains the same EVERY SINGLE TIME. Covered in crystals, dense dark buds with orange hairs. Smells like urkle more than anything. For being made up of 2 of the strongest and well known purple strains, the taste isn't as great as you'd expect it to be, it mainly tastes like purple urkle but I would assume that's cuz purple urkle was crossed in this strain on the front end and the back end. THIS STRAIN WILL RELAX THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DON'T SMOKE THIS BEFORE DOING ANYTHING FUN OR ACTIVE AS U WILL BE DRAGGING ASS. ALSO DONT DO WHAT I DID, I SMOKED AT ABOUT 11 A.M., THEN WITHOUT EXPECTING IT, MY DISABLED MOTHER ALL OF A SUDDEN NEEDED ME TO RUN A QUICK ERRUND FOR HER RIGHT WHEN I WAS DONE SMOKING MY PIPE. I TRIED TO STALL BUT I THINK THAT ONLY MADE THE PURPLE CREAM HIT ME HARDER,, LONG STORY SHORT, I BRIEFLY fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a regional transit bus and I went to jail for a DUI. The airbag deployed and broke my nose and flat out just hit me in the face HELLA hard. I was worried about the ppl on the bus so I tried to get out all smooth n shit but I guess I didn't realize how hard the airbag hit me cuz I was falling down and couldn't keep my balance and shit and then the cops get there and this 1 bitch kept asking me "how many drinks have u drank today and I seriously don't drink so I'm like " ma'am, I don't drink, then she says "oh so u always can't stand up when you try to walk?""Then she said the funniest thing ever, she was about 10-15 feet away from me and then she says " Sure you don't drink, I can smell the alcohol from here" (this bitch is a cop BTW) I said ma'am the airbag just broke my nose and I'm sure I have a concussion (I knew both of these things to be true since I had started karate at age 5, then take kwon doe, then full on MMA. On top of that I played organized football from age 7 to college football,, so I KNEW a broken nose and a concussion as I'd experienced all of the above numerous times. Then she says "BULLSHIT I can smell the alcohol from here LOL...let's just say I made her look STUPID AS FUCK at sac county jail when I blew a 0.00!!! Then she got yelled at by the nurses right in front of me for not taking me directly to the hospital for my concussion and broken nose as I just sat there with a grin so fuckin big on my face and I was looking right at her. She probably wanted to just pull her gun out and kill me right there, especially in the car ride when I asked her "So what do you think it was that u were smelling when you said that you could smell the alcohol on me from at LEAST 10 feet away!!"

I love this stuff. Just found it through a local delivery service in SW Washington state (yes possession is legal here now but you still have to be medical to legally obtain it - don't say buy - buying is still illegal). I have generalized anxiety disorder. I'm naturally the kind of person that freaks out after one cup of coffee. For me this is almost as good as xanax. I have a prescription for xanax and also a prescription for medical cannabis. Two bowls of Purple Cream makes me sleepier than 2 of my .5mg xanax but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's an instant attitude adjuster that leaves me clear headed and happy and mellow. I plan to make a bunch of tincture with this for panic attacks. Whoever developed this strain - thank you. Most indicas leave me too sedated for daytime. This is perfect for a day or night 100% indica for me although for strictly nighttime I prefer G-13 as my all time favorite.

Purple Cream was picked by my sister and she seemed pretty excited for it for whatever her reasons were. It is a dense and floral looking strain, that is dark green and purple. The nugs are cured well and smell terrific, of dark spices and skunkiness. It smokes quickly as it is dense and brittle, and provides a thick and somewhat harsh smoke. Cough-producing. The smoke tastes a lot like licorice and nutmeg to me.. it's hard to describe, but this is some very delicious weed for sure. Effects, however, are pretty simple. It made me very sleepy and moderately hungry. Little cerebral effects, other than some giggly laziness. I'd use this as a night time or pre-dinner bud because it knocked me out several times.

This is my First encounter with the wonderful strain Purple Cream. I was a tad skeptical at first, due to the name. The buds are so aesthetically pleasing its almost unreal. Large Medium-Dense Crystal Coated Light Green and Purple Buds made up the QP I purchased. There's more purple than green. The flavour is very mellow and sweet, with the slightest hint of Candy or a purple Popsicle in there. Excellent when looking for strain with a sedative like effect, almost instantly puts me to sleep. A new Top 3!

pretty good indica right here makes everything around you better!

Great smelling, good price, great service!

good after a workout, leaves you feeling sedative and happy

I recently bought a hydroponic grown harvest of this bud and it is legendary purple. The nugs are purple, crystally, dense, and the taste is amazing. This is what a real indica high should be like all the time.