Purple Haze reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Purple Haze.
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky...
September 3, 2013
Buy this shit from hippies only; a very exquisite strand; one I can smoke after a stressful day.
March 22, 2015
Deadass bro this shit got me skeed as fuck! I dont even know what im typing. Sike i do but you know, type your heart away! I dont wanna have to read this later and regret sounding like an asshole. Shiras ass is on my knee its funny as fuck. I feel like im heavy as fuck but i dont wanna sound like im bugging. But trust me i am. Kiel i think shira prob still likes u. Billy ur ma nigga. *josh wegodsky shora aint havin fun. Nigga gomd im lit and kinda energetic. Feel like niggas all over nj act like they hard but really only thing thats hard in this situation is my dick cuz they all on it. Pshh 😤 all these niggas shouldagotten swallowed as a fuckin baby gah. Im talkin bout the mexican niggas who drink and are all short alcoholics (fuck off if ur mexican) (canada got good kush.) (also cali) so every fuckin state with the starting letter "ca" got good kush? We at some lakewood lake. Im only gettin higher haha. Dont know if mad people gonna read this. but if you do, ill leave my info down below if u wanna contact me for business reasons.
Sincerely, nut sack
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I greatly enjoy this Bud, I got some good dank and Yee Gods do i feel able to handle the worlds bullshit, only with purple power. Great for those who know how to smoke and handle her wisely. She is a beut.
Made me feel a little too dry-eyed for my liking. Wasn't as uplifting or euphoric as I wanted. It's good in that you still keep a clear head, no couch-lock.
September 14, 2010
i got purple haze in Copenhagen, Denmark. we visited a famous place called cristiana in the city , used to be a hippie community you can buy all sorts of strains in the area. i was so excited because buying it because of the jimmy hendrix song purple haze, so i thought it had to be good, i took it to Switzerland to toke up with my buddies and it was everything i expected, very smooth feeling, made us want to go out and party. wish i could write more but i cant remember hehehe!
To me this feels more like a "Netflix and chill" hybrid as opposed to a pick-me-up Sativa (which it is advertised as).
This is not my medicine but it can be yours. For this reason and the fact that it's a quality strain with little side-effects, I give it 4 stars.
What I recommend this for - Lack of appetite, sex, casual social activities, introspection and (possibly) anxiety.
DETAILS:
High - Cerebral with just a bit of body buzz.
Peak/Duration - 20mins/2-3hours. The peak comes fast, but wears off a lot faster than the average Indica dominant strain. What remains lasts another hour or so but is quite faint.
Flavor - Too light for me to describe confidently.
Depression - I would not recommend it for this; the effects are more calming than uplifting. I don't suffer from anxiety, but this suggests that it may be helpful for it.
Relaxation - Very good for this. Couch potato without couch lock.
Lack of appetite - This will give you the munchies and then some.
Libido - Definitely an aphrodisiac. I still have to get my GF to try it, but for me, wow, this strain makes your genitals high too. I can only anticipate some mind-blowing sex with this stuff. The only time I did not experience this was the day after having sex, so I suppose the effect scales with your natural libido.
Recommended time to use - Evening.
My story:
I bought PH sap from my usual Dank Tank supplier to vape. Sometimes I struggle a lot at work due to depression and was hoping to feel an electric cerebral high, happiness and energy for the daytime grind. What I get instead makes me VERY unproductive. It seems more appropriate for recreational use rather than relief or a boost for mundane activities. A drawback for me could be a plus for someone else. YMMV.
Conclusion:
For me, this strain is better at enhancing an experience when I'm not suffering from something than providing relief for when I am. It enhances music, movies, sex, introspection and social interactions better than it provides relief for depression, worry and stress. However, it stimulates your appetite and might prove useful for someone suffering from anxiety.
I vaped it in my PAX3, it was a little harsh on the throat but next round i'll turn the temp down some.